furrygreendork asked you:
i remember you being knocked up like a GAZILLION times though.
YOU REMEMBER ANONS AND FLANN TRYING TO KNOCK ME UP A GAZILLION TIMES.

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furrygreendork asked you:
i remember you being knocked up like a GAZILLION times though.
YOU REMEMBER ANONS AND FLANN TRYING TO KNOCK ME UP A GAZILLION TIMES.
furrygreendork asked you:
what? no! how is that even possible? ew.
OH MY GOD IT WAS A JOKE.
furrygreendork asked you:
ah, those things. well. i do not know how much i will be around in the future. me and karkat basically settled down.
OH I SEE.
HE KNOCKED YOU UP WITH A LITTER DIDN'T HE.
furrygreendork asked you:
sorry for not being there, anyway. what is a carapace again?
THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON DERSE AND PROSPIT?
THE DERSITES ARE ALL BLACK AND THE PROSPITAINS ARE ALL WHITE?
I'M CURRENTLY A PROSPITAIN.
furrygreendork asked you:
yes i am. sup and all that jazz?
I'M CURRENTLY A CARAPACE. AT LEAST UNTIL SOMETIME TONIGHT.
AND ALSO LOOKING FOR FOOTWEAR THAT WILL FIT ON MY PAWFEET WHEN I GET THOSE BACK.
furrygreendork asked you:
psst.
HOLY JESUS TITS YOU'RE ALIVE.
> Nips at ears. sorry for not being there for you more often. i will stay away from him then.
>You nod and just keep your face against him.
... don't tell my mate.
he doesn't know. i don't want him to know.
he's a vampire? i. uh. wow i have been out of it for way too long haven't i?
no shit.
and he's fine with the taste of sprite blood, so yeah.