#furywarriorslit

[bulletfarming]

mister farmer sir have you heard of the little ditty old mc Donald had a farm?

Thank you, Split, or whatever your name is.

You’ve just got it stuck in my head again.

Fuk-ushima.

[ximmortanjoex]

daddy wE WANT PANCAKES FOR DINNER

Slowly, the Warlord lowers his newspaper and looks to the Warboy through black reading glasses. His brows furrow for a moment before he sets the paper down and removes the flimsy plastic from his face. “Pancakes? Is that what you really want? Alright then, get the rest of the boys and grab your mothers; we’re going to IHOP.”

Several stressful, confusing moments later.

“SLIT. GET IN THE MINIVANRIG. NO. You can’t take your lizard, Senator Crusty McLicken III. Wait, who grabbed Doof?”

Joe sighs heavily as those arctic hues see the blind boy on top of the Minivanrig. He decides he will deal with that later and grabs the boy, handing him to one of the wives in the front seat. Once he hops in the driver’s seat he looks in the rear view mirror, doing a headcount, making sure they were all in the car. This was going to be an adventure.

[bulletfarming]

I have a headcanon that since it's an apocalyptic dystopia the bullet farmer had a little collection of ratty teddy bears that he had as trophies from all the babies he ate.

Well that would explain the teddy bears on his hat lol. And on the car in that one panel.

I like, but I think this might be where the People Eater got his name instead.

[bulletfarming]

why does is your face so saggy. is it because you fuck guns?

It’s called being older than five, War Boy.

Did Joe tell you to say that, or did you come up with it all by yourself?

[ximmortanjoex]

daddy were all f r e a k i n g out. there's this big hairy thing (what's hair by the way) and its walking all weird on the ceiling, us lancers would kill it but it's TOO SCARY! come kill it please?

        — “Joe. Damnit.” He growls annoyingly through his mask as he bends over with much effort to remove one of his extremely heavy leather boots. Once the shoe is off he hobbles on over to the spider on the wall as he talks over his shoulder to the War Boy. “It’s a fucking spider. Like…it’s harmless, damnit.” The Warlord mutters a bit while positioning the boot over the spider. “Completely harmless. It’s probably more afraid of you than you are of—,” he’s cut short as the spider jumps from the wall and onto his chest, causing him to have a minor heart attack.

After stumbling back and swatting at the spider until he flung it across the room, his eyes wide with terror, Joe let out a rather animal-like noise before throwing his boot in the general direction where the spider may be.

          —- “SON OF A BITCH. DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKBUG? NEARLY RIPPED MY THROAT OUT. CHEESE ON CHRIST.”

[otiosusotiosus-blog]

"I don't want to fight you!"

“Too bad, l want to fight you”

And she getting her good weapon out too, going to put it away and wait 

[ximmortanjoex]

immortan I asked v8 for a new driver for my birthday but all I got was a lousy rock :/

“…Yeah…about that. Nux and all the other War Boys were having a birthday too. And, well, it wouldn’t be fair if you got a v8 and they didn’t. So I just got you all rocks with my autograph on it. Are you saying you don’t like Daddy’s gift, Slit?”

[otiosusotiosus-blog]

hehe, slurred words

“Fucker get nothing on me, he can fucking shit himself and l bet people will love it and l bet he fucking shits out fucking gold, fucking fuck, like where does he get off being an asshole and hitting me ON THE NOSE AND ACTING LIKE HE CAN FIX IT WITH FUCKING TAP, aggg…”