the jujutsu tech kids get drunk together, but yuuta is so tired from taking on cases non-stop that the alcohol immediately knocks him out.
meanwhile, megumi is so desperate for an excuse to go back to his room that he insists on being the one to escort yuuta home.
he intended to just drop yuuta off and be on his way, but once they're inside yuuta's room and he gets yuuta on the bed, he hesitates because... yuuta probably won't be comfortable sleeping in jeans, right? so those have to go... and his button down is no better, so that's next...
and somewhere between straddling yuuta to get a better vantage point and opening yuuta's shirt, the alcohol really starts hitting megumi.
yuuta looks so cute and defenseless beneath him, flushed from the alcohol, drool already creeping down his chin. megumi doesn't think twice about reaching out, catching yuuta's spit with the pad of his thumb and brushing it away.
maybe he lingers. maybe he trails his thumb over yuuta's plump lips. maybe he pushes it past yuuta's teeth and presses down on yuuta's tongue. maybe he gets three fingers in yuuta's mouth, slicks them up, and uses them to get himself off all over yuuta's chest.
and maybe yuuta moans the word "sensei" as megumi is cleaning him up. megumi would be so taken aback. he'd probably leave right then and there and try to pretend the whole thing never happened. but he'd glare at satoru more, paying attention to all his interactions with yuuta, lowkey stalking them (as best he can with satoru's six eyes).
he wouldn't find anything unusual, though, and it would drive him crazy because yuuta doesn't even hint at having a crush, so why was he moaning for sensei while megumi was touching his chest in the first place? could it be a different sensei? megumi becomes suspicious of not just satoru, but kusakabe and ieri. even the kyoto teachers conversations with yuuta don't escape megumi's scrutiny.
satoru thinks the whole thing is funny. he's noticed all of megumi's cold stares and hyper-vigilance. so has yuuta. but where satoru really wants to let megumi catch them, yuuta is firmly against it so they have to be on their best behavior.
Do expand on your “megumi used to have an unrequited crush on yuuta” propaganda, I'm interested 👀
oh I dont have many ideas for it lol I just think that megumi saw that yuuta was a kind person and was like 'oh no' and yuuta was really oblivious.
I think it would be a really interesting dynamic because it would just be intense unfriendly megumi crushing on his kind but anxious senpai. I think megumi would follow yuuta around like a puppy and unintentionally freak yuuta out. yuuta would be intimidated at first because megumi is intense and kind of standoffish, and also yuuta is just an anxious person when he first comes to jujutsu tech, but eventually he would realize ‘oh this kid is nice hes just really awkward’ and become friends with megumi and his feelings towards megumi would just be ‘oh he must want to train with me because I have a lot of cursed energy. Ill try to be a good senpai :)’ meanwhile megumi is like ‘I think youre really neat and I want to kiss you whats that about’
Also I had an idea for an au (no curse au I guess because yuuta wouldn’t have rika) where yuuta (the bullied) and megumi (beats up bullies) went to middle school together. And it would be a similar situation, megumi has a little crush on yuuta, yuuta is like who is this scary child following me around, and when someone tries to pick on yuuta megumi would go ham and beat them up. I like to think of this as the ‘yuuta gets an attack dog in middle school au.’ I wanted to draw a comic for it but im extremely lazy and I draw very slow. But maybe someday
If anyone else has ideas for this feel free to send them to me!