#futuramatext

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Fry is an accurate representation of someone in his 20s because he's 25, he's 1000 years old, he's his own grandfather, his legend precedes the beginning of the universe, he just dropped out of college,

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discuss?

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neither freela or frender can be enemies to lovers bc can you imagine hating fry? lmao unrealistic

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Rating Bender

Original Bender: 

Timeless, iconic, finger guns. 10/10

Pharaoh Bender:

A bastard, but he had a pretty emotional reason to do the things he did. 7.5/10 eyeliner game strong

Ghost Bender:

Can you believe he killed himself out of SPITE??? Can only shake and bow in front of a petty king. but, BUT. This was not a good call Bender boy. Fry cried because of you. 3/10

iguana Bender: 

I love a lizard boy. 7/10 what are his thoughts on being flesh and bones?

Hooker Bender:

He's a little confused on what feminism is but he's got the spirit. Not above crossdressing for the cause. I love how no one is reacting to him getting shot at lmao. 9.5/10

Chef Bender:

He can't cook, he can't do math, he can't drive. 10/10 umiliated his idol and avenged his master, who he killed

Baby Bender:

A son. Hermes lost his job and his house for his cute face and I'd do the same in a heartbeat. 20/10

Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood: Damn his MIND. He sees himself like this in his own fantasy AU. He’s a nerd, yes, but a stylish one 90/10 I have this pic saved as Sassy.jpg

Bee Bender:

It's his fault too Leela ended up in a coma, I said what I said. 1/10

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Rating Bender part 2

Super King:

He betrayed his criminal ideals because his friends would exclude him if he didn't, but that’s a good reason. The outfit makes up for it anyway. 10/10 best of the three indeed

Santa Claus Bender:

A bastard. Steals looks. Mass murderer. Somehow betrayed Robot Santa and then re-joined him without seeing a mile away he'll be doublecrossed. 2/10 one brain cell aesthetic

Giant Bender:

Bender, but make him bigger. 10/10 did Pacific Rim and Iron Giant watch this segment at all?

Wooden Bender:

Another bastard. His inception fever dream did not make him a fashion icon. But he loves nature and I appreciate that. 5/10

Napoleon Bender:

Does he know who Napoleon is or is he just a mad fan of the aesthetic? 8/10 that is not his handwritihg so who wrote his name like that asdfhk

Corrupted Bender:

This bitch. Terminator wannabe. Sold his friends for pornos he never even got. I don’t respect him. Although, it's thanks to him we were blessed with Lars. I can't forget that. 6/10 he tried to kill Fry but he cried about it for 1000 years in a cave so we're cool

Overclocked Bender:

The literal BEAUTY of it! More powerful than God, can literally see every possible future and predict everything you will do. Will lose his entire shit out of jealousy if you hang out with Randy. 10000/10

Human Bender:

An insult honestly. 0/10 Bender would straight up hate being this basic looking

The Marquis of Mulberry: 

I'll include him because he's super cute. Look at the little bows on his feet! 20/10

Were-car Bender:

A unit! I can't call him a bastard because he was morally torn about running over his best friend, but I will still call him a little shit. 8.5/10

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Fry giving love advice: start crying on cue, buy roses and chocolate in the most stereotypical way possible, be a guy man, no real feelings in this house

Fry acting in love: heart eyes 24/7, cried because Leela kissed him on the forehead, probably day-dreams about his wedding day, writes love messages in the stars, learned a musical instrument to show her how he feels, "I would die a thousand deaths for you",,,

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i know this is just a fact from the dvd extras but Lars seriously had the GUTS to ask Fry, the guy that is HIM, to be the best man at his and Leela's WEDDING.,? he asked a younger version of himself to attend the wedding of the woman he knows damn well he loves, front row, with a matching outfit and putting on a smile,, the absolute MOTHERFUCKER the MAD MAN