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all of the text messages!

Text Messages

✆ for a MORNING text. 

[SMS; blondie] Get up Junior! It’s time for WAFFLES.

✉ for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[SMS; blondie] I might not make it back tonight.

☎ for a RUSHED text. 

[SMS; blondie] Hey so im justina meeting but dine tonite?

⁇ for a DRUNK text.

[SMS; blondie] AND THEN THERE WERE DICKS EVERYWHERE[SMS; blondie] JAMES[SMS; blondie] JAMES[SMS; blondie] DICKS[SMS; blondie] EVERYWHERE

✿ for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[SMS; blondie] Always did like a man in uniform... ;)

ø for a LATE NIGHT text.

[SMS; blondie] I can’t sleeeeeeep.

✘ for a HATEFUL text.

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# for a RANDOM text.

[SMS; blondie] Okay let me start this story with I am NOT pregnant

@ for a SCARED text.

[SMS; blondie] Okay it’s been 3 days and you were supposed to check in and your not answering the phone and i think you might be dead plz call me.

& for a LOVING text.

[SMS; blondie] I made sure to get extra coco puffs for you.

% for a CURIOUS text.

[SMS; blondie] Hypothetically if all your peanut butter was gone, what would your reaction be?

ツ for an EXCITED text.

[SMS; blondie] I got FREE PIZZA and I DIDN’T fall off anything today. HELL YEAH I’M PUMPED.

$ for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[SMS; blondie] fdzssssssg gfttttt gfffffffftr6

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

no.

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futuristicspycaptain replied to your post:“Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’...

And yet you /laughed/.

Shhhh you didn’t hear anything.

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futuristicspycaptain

What the hell are you wearing--

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futuristicspycaptain replied to your post “[ sms ] : I see someone was staying the night at my house for a few...”

[ sms ] : Well if you wanna come by later I can assure you it won't be so lonely this time. [ sms ] : There is also promise of take out.

[ sms ] I better be properly taken care of bc you know I’ll do the same. ;)))

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[ sms ] : I see someone was staying the night at my house for a few days. You like the new bed?

[ sms ] There you are! [ sms ] Yes I liked the new bed - super comfy but too big and lonely. :(

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futuristicspycaptain replied to your post:        That was so cool! We need to do it again!

You wanna make more cupcakes?

Yeah? Did you see what we made! They’re rainbow!

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futuristicspycaptain replied to your post: futuristicspycaptain asked:"I lov...

He should’ve felt like a creep for staring at her the way that he was, but he didn’t. She had been reading something, long eyelashes turned down and she looked so beautiful right then. Those words slipped out and he bit his lip. “I. Love. You.”

She blinks rapidly, leaning back, eyes wide now. Kate is just stunned - truly stunned - at this turn of events. She chews the inside of her cheek, heart hammering inside of her chest, cheeks flushed, “Really?” 

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futuristicspycaptain replied to your post:[ SMS ] I hope you kept all of my sweatshirts...

[ SMS ] Wait.. Even the one with the holes? Cause I meant to throw that one out. [ SMS ] I left a note! Did you not see the note?

[ sms ] I actually gave that to Mojo.  [ sms ] Nooooo????? I saw no note :(((