#fuxk that

[therandomfandomme]

ok do yall knwo the text meme thing where one person has opinions on everything and then when asked about the table of four (4) they say twelve (12) is the worst multiple?

I think that shot is hilarious, but also the worst multiple of four is twenty-four (24) and it irks me so much that I cannot enjoy it, bc it is wrong

[5saucefanfic]

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I’m writing Netflix a strongly worded email. How y’all gonna have Shrek but not have the karaoke part at the end. Bullshit. That’s the best part

[dreamers-paradice-blog]

Like and reblog if you know how true this can be...😶💀😷😈

[actual-corpse]

Im gonna kill the guy who invented hiccups like why the fuck do I ALWAYS have the god damned hiccups I'm gonna fucking scream

[lastknownlocation]

The district said there was "no legitimate threat" and that the situation was a "misunderstanding." "There was no intent of a threat, but the student will be held accountable," the statement said. So even though the only issue here is that someone overreacted, the kid still gets in trouble?

[shaneholander]

me: *puts weights in my shoes so I meet the weight requirement to donate blood*

[getxb3nt]

Damn so I was originally was taking 14 credits this semester and my financial aid was like haha no you have to pay your books upfront and pay this bill if you wanna do that. There's something wrong with the system. Making a motivated student pay because she wants to work her ass off. I need you Bernie.

[pumkinpaws-archive-moved]

i want someone to pay for my tits being removed. thats mostly what i want. i might need some other really small things like help paying for university fees and food occasionally but thats mostly it.