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"You're always welcome to show your blushy cute face anytime you like~! Do not hold back, got it?" As if he can even control that.

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closed rp - stan

For the first time in what seemed like countless months, he didn't feel like eating anything whatsoever. Being a member of a family who spent every ounce of cash they managed to obtain on cigarette blunts and bottles of beer rather than bother to provide themselves and their kids with relatively good food, he could only remember a few days that he wasn't hungry. Though he didn't like being in this city at all, he had taken the fact that he was given monthly allowances to his advantage by stuffing his face with all of the tacos and fried chicken he could afford. A full stomach was something that he rarely had, and since he had arrived in this place it was all he ever had.

But, then again, maybe it wasn't the fact that his stomach was packed with Taco Bell and Subway that made him reluctant to eat.

Perhaps it was because he had uncovered some large moldy sandwich behind a park bench that was oozing with some fluorescent purple liquid.

He had been squatted down beside it for several minutes with a thin twig in one hand, which he used to prod and poke the food rather than actually use his hands to touch it. With a crinkled nose, he slid the stick between the pieces of bread and lifted one of them up to observe the thick purple goo that was slopped between them. There didn't appear to be any sort of cheese or lettuce that went along with it - it was just two square slices of white bread with pungent alien jam spread upon them, not a single bite to be seen anywhere on it. Kenny couldn't blame whoever happened to make this for not bothering to eat it - he probably wouldn't eat this thing either.

He then whipped the stick back out before shoving it beneath the bottom piece of bread and flipping the entire sandwich over. Tiny black ants frantically skittered across the newly-revealed surface, which was even thicker with green mold than the other side.

Perhaps this was something else he could dare Craig to eat if he came across him again.

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"What."

"Magic, silly."

"So we can breathe fire!"

#omfg #fvckingloser

can't sleep

"I wonder if Stan has seen the Mega Brick movie yet......"

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◙ for a FOOD headcanon

Cartman loves anything fried or cheesy. From cheesy poofs to fried chicken skin if its greasy and can soak your finger to the bone he would eat it. He follows the food pyramid of

greasy

sugary

cheesy

meaty

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Return to Zaron [Closed for SBF]

"You guys! You guys! Oh my god this is like the greatest thing evah."

From a distance a voice is heard followed by the wobbling image of red. Soon getting close to the group was the panting, out of breath , blob that is Eric Cartman. His cheeks flushed and pools of sweat were dripping from the folds of his chin. He bent over and grasped his knees before his friends.

"Okay you guys. You know the knew place you just found? The one in sector six? It's a giant ass fucking forest. There's like nobody there right now and I got an idea. How do you guys feel about another game. This time not just for the Stick of Truth but to conquer this place. Make it home to our clubhouse? Look I know my people and your people were enemies and shit but just think about it. A place for just us kids away from all these non kewl adults? "

Finally catching his breath he stood up straighter among his peer. In his hand was a large stick. His wizard staff and token that he was still the Wizard king.

"Phew guys...so what do you think?"