#fxckmaddi

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"FLORAL T-SHIRTS ARE UGLY AS FUCK AND UKULELES ARE SMALL GUITARS AND I HATE GUITARS AND GUYS WITH WEIRD COLOURED HAIR AND GUYS WHO HAVE GIRL BEST FRIENDS"

TJ: EXCUSE ME FLORAL SHIRTS ARE THE EPITOME OF FASHION AND UKULELES ARE THE GREATEST INSTRUMENT EVER MADE AND FUCK YOU COLORED HAIR IS HOT

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fxckmaddi

bae lash is still here, he just switched accounts and revamped !! 

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“Another fight?” “What happened to your face?” “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”

“C’mon, Madds, what’d you expect? – I told the guy the next time he grabbed my ass would be the last time he had hands, not my fault he didn’t fuckin’ listen.”

“Ugh, don’t even point it out. Me and Jake were fighting, WWE style and he got a clean shot to the face – The second he hears me having to explain this shit is the moment he’s gonna  start claim he’s a better fighter than me.”

“Dude – Don’t touch it, what the fuck, Madds?! I think parkour’s of the menu for awhile.”

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fxckmaddi replied to your post:[[MOR] bf texting me from his holiday in new zealand: i almost...”

What ? How ?? - I'm laughing at like 2:45 in the morning

omg so basically he’s in nz at the snow w/ his friends

(which was a terrible idea from the start bc he does not kno how to snowboard or ski or anything)

but anyway, he was snowboarding and braked or s/t and some chick’s ski got caught in his board and she lost it and rolled down the mountain/hill

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stfubo replied to your post:[[MOR] mum talking about forgetting to do my...

Literally sounds like me

seriously, like even if i didn’t just love the colour black i’m not really a capable of wearing white or light colours bc my food to mouth coordination is very poor

fxckmaddi replied to your post:[[MOR] mum talking about forgetting to do my...

My black clothes are going missing so I’m starting to assume my mums hiding them from me because I’m an only child

omg that or mayb they’re going to the magical land of all the other missing socks in the world