posting again instead of reblogging the old version: which of my 7 most-played dnd characters are you?
results listed under the cut
Demoneyes Nightkiller:
CLASS: Thief and Phoenix Sorcerer. // DEMEANOR: Raccoon stuck in your attic. // SPEED: Absurd. // ASPIRATIONS: Kill God, eat breakfast sandwich.
Ásmundr "Oz" Vyers:
CLASS: Constantly spinning roulette wheel. // DEMEANOR: Tour guide at roadside Mystery Spot who just woke up. // LONG-TERM MEMORY: Huh? // ASPIRATIONS: Have a nice time, make friends.
Laeros LeFig:
CLASS: Sawbones rogue / Twilight cleric. // DEMEANOR: Disgruntled accountant treats your wounds and calls you an idiot ASMR. // MEDICAL LICENSE: Nonexistent. // ASPIRATIONS: Get through tomorrow, improve more lives than they end.
Declan:
CLASS: Trickery cleric / Rapscallion rogue. // DEMEANOR: Guy who might try and 1v1 a dragon but needs you to ask for no pickles for him. // LUCK: Un-fucking-believable. // ASPIRATIONS: Help cease the unraveling of the fabric of the universe, hold hands with pretty person.
Roan Kalbrie:
CLASS: Illusion wizard. // DEMEANOR: Protagonist of Hallmark holiday romcom in the process of having career-orientedness and dignity beaten out of them. // WARDROBE: Opulent. // ASPIRATIONS: Have a few drinks, maybe flirt a little; either travel across dimensions back to his office job, or give up and devote his life to harnessing the vast powers of the multiverse.
Van'izad Arbelan:
CLASS: Monk (Way of the Drunken Master). // DEMEANOR: Using nigh-preternatural self-discipline and wisdom of over a century of life to balance on precipice of complete breakdown. // COPING MECHANISMS: Intricate rituals. // ASPIRATIONS: Maintain the natural and rightful ephemerality of all things, keep it the fuck together.
Gaille Dustsower:
CLASS: Necromancer wizard. // DEMEANOR: Genuinely seems to lack the social finesse/stamina to just keep measuring and writing down random things to make you uncomfortable, but what other explanation is there? // FUN CHILDHOOD HOBBIES: Reading, astronomy, teeth collecting // ASPIRATION: Invent time magic to take back the past they ran too far from so they can get tucked in by their mom again and pretend they didn't kill all those people.










