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wolf during group therapy: i want you to know that someone cares. not me, but someone.

hwangmo: how come youre being abnormally nice to us lately

wolf: what?

hwangmo: youre just nicer than usual

wolf: i can punch you in the face if you want

hwangmo: someone's coming. someone you dont like

wolf: that could be anyone!

wolf: everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public

hwangmo: the whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

wolf: something’s off

hwangmo: maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people

wolf: no, but that’s funny.

wolf: and then they ran into my knife. they ran into my knife ten times

hwangmo: you mean you stabbed them?

wolf: they ran into my knife

cop: you ran a red light

wolf: so did you, hypocrite

cop: i was following you

wolf: that was dumb, i'm a terrible driver

cop: get out

wolf: i have issues.

hwangmo: finally, you admit it! the first step to redemption is accept-

wolf: with sam

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