#garbage fandom

[scotteastwood-archive]

some of you cambridge stans are actual pieces of shit and that’s me being nice

[always-sunny-in-philadelphia]

I can't believe how many people on the garbage train have actually tried making Milksteak.

What next, we all start eating catfood and huffing deadly chemicals?!?!

Charlie Kelly is my Patronus in 34354053465865234 different ways but certainly not regarding what I ingest.

Well,

unless you count weed and copious amounts of beer and liquor...

...and also "energy balls"

because i think eating food is a really inconvenient thing to have to do all the time so sometimes i just eat falaffels cuz they're like protein and carbs and oils all rolled into one.

............oh and when i buy cheap cans of tuna, i pour like half a can into my mac and cheese and then put the other half of the can in my backyard until a cat shows up to hang out with me and i lure it into my house.

and i call it charliemac, because it's kinda like catfood and macaroni

........................................i started this post so judgmental of people who eat steak boiled in milk but now i just realized that i'm not any better so,

ya know,

enjoy your milksteaks, people. i have no right to judge.

[always-sunny-in-philadelphia]

The Garbage Train has delicate standards...

fic: the Kaiju baby's tongue carresses Newt nakedly...

the garbage train: *moans*

fic: Dr. Newton Geiszler transforms into a Kaiju with tentacles for genitalia and every single Pacific Rim character has to bang him at the same time in order to defeat him and save the world.

the garbage train: ohhhh yeah uhhnnnfff that is soooo hot

fic: Charlie Kelly realizes his feelings for Frank are deeper than--

the garbage train: NO! STOP! EW! THAT'S DISGUSTING! I DON'T WANT TO PICTURE THAT!!! EW!!! NOOO!