10 facts for the garbage elf!!!!
Yaaas Thaeldred. I love Thaeldred so much even though he’s garbage.
1. In order to become garbage, Thaeldred has had an incredibly shitty life up till now. His father wasn’t just garbage in the endearing ‘aww how flawed’ kind of way. He sucked. A lot. Thaeldred and his mother ended up living with his Aunt and Uncle when he was about 12.
2. He loves his momma.
3. His father’s side of the family is genetically predisposed to addiction, and he struggles a lot with alcohol. Don’t even think about bringing up the time before the Sunwell got fixed. That was a bad time.
4. He earned a fair bit of money fighting in brawls. (This of course all dried up when he started coming to fights drunk, but that’s another story.)
5. He went to train at the temple of Niuzao after the majority of the mantid threat had been eliminated. He learned a lot there, though he still came home and basically entered a spiral of self destruction :D
6. He’s getting better, slowly. He’s only got up to go from here, honestly.
7. Thaeldred is a genuinely big-hearted person. He’s rough, abrasive, swears a lot and has a short temper, but his ability to care is immense. He’d willingly take a blade for someone he loved.
8. He’d probably survive said blade because he’s one stubborn motherfucker.
9.He’s demisexual, and while he’s usually only into women for romantic relationships, he has a -very- specific type when it comes to men.(He likes the pretty ones.) He’s not actually that into doing the do much. He gets nervous.
10. He can say the equivalent of ‘fuck’ in all the different horde languages, common, and strangely, draconic. (Or not so strangely, he knows people.)
