Gárulf: Léofa
“As far as friends go, Léofa is, at one and the same time, the best and the worst. On the one hand, he’s been the only thing that’s stayed the same since my father died, and he’s never even considered sticking a knife in my back: I can tell. On the other hand, he’s never had any qualms about stealing from me, especially when it concerns those who I’d been considering for more romantic attachment, rather than sexual…turns out, Léofa always got in first and stole their heart, as well as their virtue and sundry other trinkets. I swear, the next time he tries it, cradle-mate or no, I’ll gut him.”











