It’s Gabe’s birthday and by obligation it’s also Carnage’s birthday because he doesn’t remember when he was born so if you don’t say happy birthday to them I am finding you.
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I approve of that
-Gareth
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It’s Gabe’s birthday and by obligation it’s also Carnage’s birthday because he doesn’t remember when he was born so if you don’t say happy birthday to them I am finding you.
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I approve of that
-Gareth
Anthony came with me, Gabe, and Carnage to go to Starbucks and now he’a been strangely quiet, his cheeks red, and when we ask him about last night he pulls up his hood and yanks the strings so we can’t see his face.
This has happened more than you think. We’re not that concerned, I just find it funny.
-Gareth
Oh yeah no the turtle’s cool. Don’t worry about it. He’s a ninja.
NINJA TURTLE??????????
-Gareth
[A photo that’s partially blurry as if the phone was shaking beaming a light from the flash at a blue clad mutant turtle that is halfway through a portal with his mouth agape as if screaming. Tangle Web is in the corner of the frame with visors narrowed with hands out turned away from the turtle and pushing whoever is holding the camera away]
IT TELEPORTS, HELP
-Gareth
There's a vampiric spider around actually. He's a bit tied up so to speak at the moment, you may actually find him to be pretty similar to Anthony. Anthony just has a negative opinion on him if we recall.
Ah, yeah, sounds like Anthony alright. I’d tell him not to take it to personally. He’s quite closed off, especially with people who are trying to “butt into his life” at random. Me and Gabe have known him for years, it took forever to get on his good side. For a good portion, we were on his tolerable list even before he was forced to take the serum.
He’s getting there, I just hope he hasn’t cause to much trouble on here, but something tells me that isn’t the case…
-Gareth
Oh ho! A new commer to the web. He hasnt told this blog can access the multiverse huh?
Of course he has, that’s what makes this shit epic! Can’t believe he didn’t tell me about it. I ain’t no spider variant but does being a vampire count? Haha!
-Gareth
“Can you believe this motherfucker thought he could run a blog without me? Crazy!”
-Gareth