#gassy oc

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Made a hyper scat/fart bim-boy. Enjoy~

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and they say romance is dead

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tfw when your skunk roommate gets into your secret junk food food stash request for @yourlocaltrashpandaxoxo

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impromptu ass eating

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hi uranus @sweetbubblies

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does he get gassy in his sleep or after dinner or after alot of food or alcohol(if your comfortable with that.)?

okok i was gonna answer all of these but i realized i’m yapping way too much, but pls let me know if u still wanna hear about his issues with post-dinner/alcohol stomach issues!

sooo keith only really gets gassy in his sleep if he’s spent the day holding in his farts! this used to happen a lot when he first started dating sofia.

he’d spend the day with her, he’d eat a big meal that definitely didnt sit well with his stomach, she’d invite him to her place to spend the night afterwards, and he’d hold in his gas the entire time to preserve his image in front of her… or so he thought he did.

truth is, the moment he fell alseep, he was ripping MAJOR ass.

the first time it happened, he and sofia had been dating for a couple weeks. they’d gotten cheap, greasy pizza from some new pizzeria on their college campus, and retired to sofia’s apartment to relax for the night.

after a while, keith found himself intertwined in sofia’s arms, slowly dozing off with his head on her chest. sofia, who has a bit more trouble falling asleep, was scrolling on her phone when keith hiked up a leg over hers, tensed momentarily, and subconsciously pushed out probably the nastiest fart sofia had ever heard. that’s how sofia found out about his stomach troubles!

anyway, yeah, he does fart in his sleep. he’s completely unaware of it though— sofia hasn’t told him. his nighttime gas isn’t nearly as bad as it used to be, as he doesn’t feel the need to hold it in constantly anymore, but he’ll still fart a couple times in his sleep. usually sofia is trapped in his arms when it happens or, even worse, under the blanket they’re sharing 😞

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No, please continue rambling. It’s not like I wouldn’t like to hear every detail you have to spare. Because I would. 👀

gah oh em gee……..

—keith has 16 piercings in total (5 in each ear, 1 eyebrow piercing, 2 lip rings, a belly button piercing, a prince albert (basically a ring that goes through his dick, don’t look it up if you’re squeamish!), and a scrotum piercing)

—the heart tattoo on the underside of his dick was actually drawn by sofia lmaooo

—he’s slightly lactose intolerant! he won’t throw up or shit himself, but he will get a pretty bad stomachache and probably the worst gas imaginable

—he, for the life of him, cannot tell when someone is flirting with him

—keith’s gas is pretty long, bubbly, and always sounds a bit wet. sometimes he feels kind of bad for farting in sofia’s mouth— he knows they’re that bad 😞

—that’s another thing! while he *claims* he’s not into the kink, but he suggests (albeit a bit shy and indirectly) sofia ‘help him out’ with his gas more than sofia actually asks to

—sometimes he’ll be post-strenuous-shit and he’ll ask her to eat him out— under the premise that her warm tongue helps soothe the ache. anddddd sometimes he has a little gas left over. so what? he can’t help it!

—his intestinal issues have only gotten worse since he’s started going to the gym— his maintenance cals are pretty high, not to mention his protein goal is in the 200s. i’m here to tell you that his protein farts specifically could kill a grown man.

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Sir Pound Cake: the flatulent knight

-His proper name is Orion Silverhaul III buuuut do his plump physique makes thick and sweet like a pound cake~

-He's a squire in the of The Honeyed Peach a order of gorgeous boy knights and mages to help keep peace across the land by nonviolent means... fucking the monster who threaten towns. Only the softest fuckable asses are allowed in the ranks to keep the monster sacrificed

-Now that Orion is 19 he's been given his first armor set and has been sent out with the mage Ursa* (23) to dispatch low level monsters and clear small dungeons. His fat that thighs and jiggly ass would be perfect for the job but one problem...

-Poor Pound Cake has horrible gas problems, from marching in the woods or straining during a fight he's called constantly letting out loud stinky toots from all the beer and meat her loves to eat

-The farts get bigger and more frequent when he's never or embarrassed~ sometimes even some turds come out.

-Due to extra weight he's prone to getting stuck in tight spots

-Despite his...short coming Pound Cake is plucky and wants to prove her can be a knight

It turns out gnolls love him though so even this early in career he's really good at taking knots , wonder why~

**Ursa is a mage that works for The Honeyed Peach that have 'defeated' his down share of monsters in the and now is charge of making sure Orion stays out of trouble while still in training and finds the young squires constant farts hilarious and smacks his ass constantly who hear the knight pout and whine as he lets our more farts