Okay, I never thought this could happen, and specially not on the place I work, so where do I begin?
My name is Rose, my teammates from work call me Ro, I’m a graphic designer in a big boring corporate company, don’t plan to be humble here, I’m good at what I do, I’ve been recommended several times from various departments directors to be art director, thing is chaos has always been my comfort zone, and that has led to other directors to hate me too, so I’m kinda stuck trying to climb this corporate ladder.
At 28, I’m the kind of person who thrives on spontaneity—bold colors, big ideas, and a desk that looks like a tornado hit it. That’s me. Honestly I don’t feel the urge to climb, I know eventually I will, it's just a matter of time, but too much responsibility overwhelms me. So, when I got assigned to work with Elena, I wasn’t exactly thrilled.
She’s everything I’m not—calm, composed, and impossibly organized. At 35, she’s one of the company chief editors, a master at crafting the perfect message and connecting with people like she’s known them forever. Her campaigns are thoughtful and polished, every word chosen with care, and she hates my guts, because In a few occasions I’ve designed things completely opposite to the things she was proposing, and the bosses liked it.
It wasn't my intention, she’s amazing at communicating stuff, but I came up with a better and faster way to make the same thing through my designs, It was super impulsive, and It was just a proposal didn't think the CEO would like it so much, I apologized to her, but I think I made things worse.
I had a brief meeting with Millie, head of the design department and my direct boss, —You can’t fuck this up Ro, get along with her, she asked for you, she’s going to be your direct boss for this project, I cannot defend you this time, If you can go through this I’ll recommend you to be an art director, we're making a new team In a new area, can’t give you the details now, promise me you’ll pull this through.— I mean, I couldn’t say no.
When I got out of Millie’s office, I ran so fast to the bathroom, god my stomach was killing me! I was recently diagnosed with IBS and everything started to have so much sense, It was a bummer really I’m lactose intolerant since I was a child, and adding another tummy illness to the list was so upsetting, I’m very careful with what I eat and that helps me a lot, but sometimes when I’m this nervous, I just built and built gas.
Good thing for me, Is that I found a single bathroom In a very far, far away compound of offices in the same floor, they were renovating them, and It hasn’t been in use for almost a year, that bathroom, Is heaven, I can be the loudest and break wind in peace, especially when having these IBS crisis.
While farting my life out, I was thinking how am I going to work with Elena, I don’t know really, "I’m going to just to show myself at her office and expect the worse I guess" I thought to myself.
I was coming out of the bathroom when I hear her behind me —Good it was you Rose, I wouldn’t mistake that high bun mixed with that casual unpolished style of yours.— I could sense the poisonous tone in her voice.
When I turned back to answer she was very close, she’s so tall like almost 5’7 the fact that she’s wearing those high heels doesn’t help either, and I’m just 5’ I felt so minuscule in front of her, I’m not gonna lie, she’s stunning, her makeup is on point, and her entire office outfit made her look like a supermodel.
—You’ve waited me here the whole time?— I said nervously, I was more embarrassed than anything, I was hoping she didn’t hear me.
—I was expecting to find you at Millie’s, but you already left, that’s when I saw the pins of your buns so yup, kinda did, I didn’t know this compound of offices even existed, this building is huge.—
—Yeah, it is.— I said, laughing nervously.
—Yeah whatever, I guess I’m going to be your boss for this project, so would you like to accompany to my office please?—
She’s so bossy, and she treats me like a little kid, I felt like some kind of child that needed to be constantly supervised, I hate that feeling.
So we started working.
At first, we clashed hard. She’d raise an eyebrow at my wild ideas, and I’d roll my eyes at her endless need for “structure.” But somewhere between our arguments over fonts and her insistence on “strategic storytelling,” I started noticing the little things.
Like the way her voice softened when she talked about the audience she was writing for. Or the way her eyes lit up when she found just the right word. And then there was her laugh—rare, but warm enough to melt my resolve every single time.
But she ended up things so abruptly she was compelled to be passive-aggressive with me, I guess she wanted revenge for the hard time I gave her in the past, and she was being hurtful, especially saying things about my appearance and infantilizing me, and I was so tired of that, It was our third day late in the afternoon, and she started a huge fight because she didn’t like the layout I made for a design.
—Oh, give me a break, Rose. You think everyone’s so in love with your little ideas because you’ve got that quirky, artsy vibe going on? Please. People only listen to you because you act like some wide-eyed genius who stumbled in with all the answers. That high bun, those oversized sweaters—it's like you're trying to play the part of the plucky underdog, but it’s all just... a gimmick.—
—A gimmick? That’s what you think this is?— I asked her, upset and kinda sad, really.
—I don’t know, maybe if you didn’t look like a teenager who raided a thrift store, people wouldn’t fawn over you like you’re some prodigy. It’s exhausting, honestly.—
She said this with that sarcastic tone I hate, at that point, I was just angry.
—Exhausting? You know what’s exhausting, Elena? Listening to someone who can’t handle the fact that I’m good at what I do. This isn’t a gimmick—it’s me. Maybe you should stop trying so hard to pretend I’m the problem and assume you make a huge, ridiculous effort to infantilize me when you only want to hide the fact that the only one acting like a vengeful eight-year-old is you!—
I said this crying, I finally made her shut up, her reaction in her face, she didn’t know how to answer back, I fucked things up, It was time to say goodbye to that recommendation for being an art director, then it hit me, I wasn’t only crying for her hurtful words, my IBS, my tummy it hurt like hell, I was squatting with my hands on my stomach, everything happened so fast.
I expelled the biggest fart ever in front of Elena, it was so loud, and it lasted forever, and the smell, was like rotten eggs, I filled the room in seconds, and it wasn’t a tiny office.
I looked up to see Elena standing a few feet away, her expression unreadable. Great. Just what I needed.
—Are you okay?— she asked, her voice quieter than usual.
—Fine, nope, not really— I said sharply, though my voice wavered. I leaned forward, resting my elbows on the couch she had in her office, trying to hide my embarrassment and how much I was struggling.
Elena didn’t move. She just stood there, staring at me with those sharp, calculating eyes of hers. —You don’t look fine— she said finally, taking a step closer.
—It’s just my IBS messing up with me and this is just really embarrassing— I said her trying to hide myself from crying, but I couldn’t.
Before I could protest, she helped me to sit on her couch, she sat next to me and started to caress my tummy.
—What are you doing?— I asked, wincing as another cramp hit me.
—Relax, put your head on my lap— she said this with a very delicate tone I’ve never heard from her.
I didn’t have the strength to argue, so I slowly rested my head on her lap, her perfume mixed with my rotten eggs made a weird mixture. Elena handed me a some tissues so I can soak my tears and blow my nose.
We stood there in silence for a while, the hum of distant traffic filling the space between us.
—So the rumbling coming from that bathroom the other day I followed you, it, was you?— I was covering my face red of embarrassment, —Yes it was me, can you please stop making fun of me? I’m sorry for everything I made you feel in the past, but I don’t think I deserv…”
—I didn’t mean to upset you— Elena interrupted me, her voice softer than I’d ever heard it.
I glanced at her out of the corner of my eye. —You didn’t just upset me— I said, my voice low but steady. —You tore me down, Elena.—
She winced, looking down at her shoes. —I know— she said quietly. —I was out of line. I’m sorry.—
A big thunderous gas expelled from me interrupted the conversation, she kept caressing my tummy and her warm hands felt so good. —I’m sorry you have to smell this part of me.—
—Don’t worry— she said, her voice barely above a whisper. —I have a… thing, for gassy girls.—
I didn’t answer right away. The knot in my stomach was loosening now, the pain fading into a dull ache. I let out a slow breath, did she just confess to me that she has a fart fetish of some kind?
—You what?— I said, finally turning to look at her with my blushed face.
Her eyes met mine, and for once, there was no trace of her usual sharpness. Just something softer, something I didn’t quite know how to place.
—I like girls who fart, I like you Ro— This is her first time calling me Ro, and for the first time I could see an expression of vulnerability in her face, she was embarrassed and blushed.
—Ew, that is so gross!— I said jokingly, I was expecting for her to be angry about my reaction, but she was with this blushed horny face. —Yes it is gross, I am gross— she said, and I felt her thighs moving under my head, that could mean only one thing, she got wet from my comment.
This was unexpected, but hot at the same time, then I did something very impulsive, maybe because I was getting horny too, I just kissed her, and she answered immediately, I could feel the taste of her lipstick, It was a long slow sloppy kiss.
Even tho she acted very subby when I called her gross, she just dominated me, maybe because she was bigger than me, she grabbed me firmly and started touching my entire body, her pace was so nice, my heart was racing so fast, she pulled my sweater and my blouse and started eating my boobs, good thing nobody was in the office at time, because I’m a loud moaner.
It was so clear that her intentions were going down my belly, and while she was poking my nipples with her tongue I tried to think of the last time I had sex, it was five years ago, with a frat boy, last week before graduating from college, worst sex I ever had period, and the reason I started disliking men in general.
This, this was different, I thought while her hot breath was travelling down my tummy, I could feel she was ravenous, but in a very controlled way, when her lips touched my pussy I just screamed, I was embarrassed, I never had someone eating me out, I thought my satisfyer was all I needed, but oh girl I was wrong.
And then It happened I was so relaxed that, I just farted in her face and instead of stopping she started eating my ass —Elena that’s dirty, I’m sweaty down there…— I couldn't say more, because she started giving me long licks from my ass to my clit, and I was about to burst, I came so hard I almost passed out, I squirted her face.
Elena laid down in the couch hugging me, she told me she came like three times in a row when I farted on her.
In the end, working with Elena had a completely unexpected outcome. Late nights in the office turned into wild fetishist sex. I started looking forward to her steady presence, her ability to make sense of my chaos. She’d polish my rough edges, and I’d nudge her out of her comfort zone. Somehow, we just… fit.
For someone who thrives on unpredictability, falling for Elena was a twist I didn’t see coming. But now, I can’t imagine anything more thrilling than the thought of her being part of my chaotic life.
I wonder if she started developing a crush on me just because of me being a gassy, scandalous IBS girl. I want to think that she likes me for something more than this, I’m afraid to ask her.
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If you came this far I thank you, In the second part I'll explore with the doubts Ro is having towards Elena. 😳