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Magnus, very drunk: *points to Cleo* That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Enzo, quietly: Your wife, sir.

Magnus: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER!

Cleo: Careful, Magnus. I might start to think you actually care.

Magnus: Well, we wouldn't want that.

Magnus: GOD, I HATE YOU! I hate you with your stupid soft hair and your horrible dreamy eyes!

Cleo: What?

Enzo: *whispering to Nerissa* What’s happening?

Nerissa: Magnus is trying to accept the fact that he's in love.

Cleo: Morning Magnus… what are you drinking?

Magnus: Water

Cleo: Really? It doesn’t smell like water

Magnus: It’s imported water

Cleo: uh, huh…imported from where?

Magnus: Palesia…

Cleo: Are you drinking wine at nine in the morning?

Magnus: It’s nine-thirty

Jonas: This is a mistake.

Felix: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Jonas: But not today.

Felix: Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.

Jonas: I’m going to fight the Damoras.

Lys: But you’re not armed!

Jonas: I am!

Lys: With what?

Jonas: Overconfidence.

Nic: They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

Magnus: They’ve obviously never met me

Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?

Magnus Damora to Cleo Bellos

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