#geeseconsumer

[geese-consumer]

It’s not gay if it’s your business partner or coworker

[geese-consumer]

God I hate being mentally ill

Anyways 50 reposts and I’ll draw Henry Emily’s cock

[geese-consumer]

I don’t get why people baby davetrap like if my boyfriend spring locked me I’d rip his head off too!!

I’d also rip my boyfriend’s head off for Charles entertainment cheese tokens though so

[geese-consumer]

“They’re zombies it’s unrealistic for them to have hair!”

Dave is purple.

[geese-consumer]

Not even gonna lie if I was William Afton I’d also be in love with that absolute BEAR that is Henry Emily

[geese-consumer]

I actually want you phonejack shippers to look me in the eyes and tell me how a ship involving slavery is better than a ship with two mutual toxic people.

[geese-consumer]

Just popped in my head but I’d like to imagine gingi and Dave are very close in species, my evidence? None, I’m just silly and they are my top two kins (total red flag but I’m just a silly guy so you can’t yell at me)

[geese-consumer]

Okay, yeah, Dave is a creep who broke into Jack’s house.

But have you considered that maybe you’re the problem? Huh you little bitch?

#1 Dave defender