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[spaceoracle]

she was gorgeous, she was divine

If you wanna kiss her ass you gotta wait in line

She's the principal of my junior high

Let me think, it was probably back in seventh grade

When I first began to notice she was such a babe

I said to Evan who was sitting just three seats away

"Holy shit, she's my fantasy

I could use some punishing

Lock me up in GMC and throw away the key

I'm a slave to these strange new feelings"

I did not speak nor squeak

A word about anything

Must be discrete; oblique

Don't let her know what I think

Catastrophes like these

Could bruise my shrinky-dink

I need my mojo dojo sexual karate

So the macho Pancho won't bruise my student body

'Cause this hottie thinks I'm naughty but I just wanted to party

I've got principles

[spaceoracle]

Listening to Throw Up & Die by Gene Defcon always cheers me up. Always. Might be my number one feel good album.

[spaceoracle]

"It freaks me out how fuckin awesome that I am

All of the foxy girls, they wanna join my band

And business people with their pockets full of cash

And Nikki Nax is playing guitar like he's trash

Yeah everywhere we are

Nikki Nax plays his guitar uh huh

And every fucking place

Dr. Booger shaves her face, I know"

from LaLaLaLa Gene Defcon by Gene Defcon

[spaceoracle]

"I'm that tall cool brother

That makes her panties wet

Don't take her to my concert or you're gonna get upset

And all you can do

Is smile and play it cool, that's all

You better keep her near

Or drown in all your tears, uh huh"

from LaLaLaLa Gene Defcon by Gene Defcon

[jacobwren]

Gene Defcon - She's On MTV

[jacobwren]

Gene Defcon - Liz

[spaceoracle]

Frankenstein, I’ve got designs upon your bride, oh yes, I want her Frankenstein, I think it’s time you knew that I’m the other monster Frankie, I know that you’re not a fool so Let my baby go, she’s got another ghoul It’s true I love her too Yeah yeah Frankenstein, we’re intertwined because I find your girl so groovy Frankenstein, she’s so divine, yep, she outshines you in this movie Frankie, she may find you’re sweeter than champange but I remember that Igor dug up your brain It’s true I love her too Yeah yeah Hey Frankie, Frankie let her love me Hey Frankie, Frankie, she’s so lovely Hey Frankie, start another story Build another bride in your laboratory