#general veers

[sturgeon-general]

Average Imperial Board Meeting, circa 1 BBY

Alternate Title: Redrawing memes I found while scrolling on Pinterest at 3 am. (Original image under the cut)

[five-oh-first]

crack au where anakin just... never learnt how to read aurebesh. he managed to avoid the lessons with obi-wan and all of his plans and notes through the clone wars were in either huttese or mando'a for the clones. so, he rocks up as vader, trying to communicate plans with admiral Piett and general veers and piett is like "lord vader, sir, i have transferred you plans, etc." and vader is like "oh, thank you." but never reads it. veers transfers him troop casualties and he never reads it. piett sends him a card to sign and he doesn't. this continues on and veers and piett just think that their commander is a rude piece of shit. then, the on-site bartender is like "oh, no, he is rude but that isn't why he's blowing you off. lord vader can't read or write basic"

[star-wars-forever]

[hothgirlsummer]

the star wars brainrot had overtaken me

(also a lil’ extra veers for the soul:)

[imperialscum]

more art as promised

[sexylordvader]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[ghosties-dagger]

heard that yularen was apart of vader’s team in ANH and now i desperately need him in fics joining the veers and piett gang looking after vader and bemoaning having to deal with his shenanigans!

veers: how have you gotten used to darth vader and his actions, piett?

piett: it’s easy to be accustomed to incredulous actions and violence when it’s what i see day today—

yularen: you two have seen nothing! oh when vader was just a boy he’d—

piett and veers in unison: vader was a child?!

yularen: well of course—

piett: and you knew him then? a baby vader?

[insert loud harsh breathing sounds as the door opens…revealing darth vader]

piett, veers, and yularen in their minds: oh, we’re fucked! he heard us!