#genshin ei

[kingthekoshka]

Whatever happening on Teyvattok or whatever

[tedearaminta]

[AU] Where Ei kept him with her

He gets distracted very easily

[starlovesganyu]

fur-st impressions!

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you brought home a...stray kitten?

various characters x gn!reader

ft: arlecchino, citlali, kokomi, ei, mualani, fischl, herta, acheron, rappa, feixiao, black swan, asta

warnings: none

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arlecchino -`✮´-

• though arle will appear unbothered at first, you'll catch the faintest tightening of her jaw as she debates whether to object

• initially instructs you to turn it over to a shelter, but the moment you clutch the trembling little creature closer to your chest and look up at her with wide, pleading eyes, her resolve crumbles

• "you will be responsible for it," "do not expect me to clean after it." despite these words, you'll find toys that "she found in lyney's old magic storage" (they're brand new), water bowls strategically placed near the kitten's favorite spots, and you'll even hear from lynette that arle asked her for advice on caring for the new kitty

• you may even catch her waving one of the toys around in the air, enraptured by how the little kitten flings itself around

• inwardly, she'll admire your compassion- even if she thinks its impractical

• though arle will never be effusive, the cat will become, in its own way, under her protection- just like you!

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citlali -`✮´-

• "do you plan to track dirt and fleas through this place? honestly, can you think before you act for once?” citlali will look ready to toss the cat straight out the door

• until the kitten gives a tiny mewl. her eyes will flick down with visible reluctance. you will see the faintest twitch in her stoic expression, like she's trying very hard not to care

• "...fine" she will grumble, though she will refuse to meet your gaze. "i guess it can stay...but if it destroys anything, you will clean up the mess. okay?"

• even as she scolds you, she'll order you to get it some food and a blanket

• when the kitten wobbles over to her and bumps its head against her boot, she will visibly stiffen, then, very carefully, crouch to pick it up, holding it like it might explode

• a couple days later, you'll find citlali curled up taking a nap with the kitten. if you bring it up, she'll deny that it ever happened. huh? you said you have a photo? dang, ai is getting too real these days...

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kokomi -`✮´-

• she will only hesitate for a second when you appear in the doorway, cradling a tiny, damp ball of fur

• within seconds, she'll be listing everything it will need: a soft towel, clean water, appropriate food, a place for it to sleep, and medical attention if necessary

• once the kitten's condition is stable, she'll insist on preparing an entire checklist for the cat’s care- feeding schedule, grooming, veterinary appointments, and enrichment activities. even goes as far as making a second plan in case the first one fails

• if you tease her gently- "you're going to spoil it, koko"- she will fluster and look away. "i'm simply just ensuring its wellbeing" kokomi insists, reorganizing her notes to hide her embarrassment

• every time she settles down to read reports, the kitten finds her without fail. it will crawl determinedly into her lap, curl into a warm little ball, and start to purr so loudly it will drown out her thoughts

• but inevitably, duty will call. when she gently slides her hands under the kitten to lift it away, her heart will shatter at the confused mewl. she promises herself that she will finish her work just a little faster, just so she can hold it again

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ei -`✮´-

• when you step inside tenshukaku holding the kitten, ei will straighten at once, her expression grave as if you've brought home some great omen

• "if...if it will make you happy...then it may stay"

• surprisingly gentle with the kitten, picking it up with utmost care to conduct a "formal inspection"

• ei will quickly grow attached to the kitten. but admittedly, she is not experienced with caring for domestic animals. her inevitable consultation with yae will equip her with the necessary skills to care for the furry creature, but also come along with instructions for a... "bonding ritual"

• "she said...tug its tail...thrice?" on the third tug, the kitten will emit a tiny offended squeak and nip her finger with surprising force (why would she ever trust yae????)

• the first time it falls asleep on her lap, ei will freeze completely. you will assure her it’s just a nap, but she'll remain perfectly still until it wakes up, determined not to disturb it. she'll even try to meditate through the kitten's loud purrs, but you catch her opening an eye to check on it one too many times

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mualani -`✮´-

• the instant she will see you step through the doorway with a little bundle of fur, her eyes will go wide and sparkle with joy

• before you can explain, she will already be kneeling down to greet the kitten, speaking in the gentlest voice you’ve ever heard

• begs you to let her keep it (you were already gonna)

• good luck trying to help. every time you attempt to assist her, she'll either beat you to it or accidentally step in front of you. eventually, you'll learn to just stand there and watch her spin around the room in a blur of cheerful determination

• mualani will also celebrate every victory. "look! it's eating!" "look, it's exploring!"

• she'll love to play with the kitten, dangling ribbons, rolling little toys across the floor, laughing every time it does a flip or somersault

• by the end of the day, she will have claimed it as part of the family without question. when you watch her smile so earnestly spending time with the little one, you’ll feel like bringing the kitten home was the best decision you ever made

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fischl -`✮´-

• "verily...thou hast returned with a creature most curious!" fischl will declare in her melodic, formal voice

• she'll approach slowly, almost reverently, as if the kitten is a sacred emissary sent by the stars themselves, and drop gracefully to one knee and incline her head toward the kitten

• "be not afraid, small one. for thou standest before fischl, prinzessin der verurteilung, and her noble companion," she will intone solemnly, gesturing toward oz

• within minutes, will probably have spun some elaborate tale about the kitten's origins

• she'll prepare a special place for the kitten to rest, arranging a blanket like a miniature royal bed, naming it something like "sanctum of the celestial familiar"

• if you later catch her dozing with the kitten tucked under her chin and comment on how cute she looks, she will flush scarlet

• "s-such indelicate observations are...are..." she will sputter, hiding her face behind her hand

• oz will chuckle, "the prinzessin wishes you to know she is...most gratified by your approval"

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herta -`✮´-

• herta will only briefly look up from whatever experiment she's conducting or report she's reading

• if you start explaining where you found it, she will wave a hand dismissively, but she'll look up from whatever she's working on to study the new arrival like a data set "hm. it is sort of cute, i suppose," she'll admit

• has her puppets gather and set up everything necessary for the kitten without even asking you if you're going to keep it (its because she wants to keep it)

• to your dismay the kitten will prefer herta. "well, obviously it'll prefer me," she will say offhandedly, tapping her chin. "most living creatures do"

• but on the off chance it prefers you, she'll claim the kitten is "defective" or that its "merely reacting to pity pheromones" because "you do give off a bit of a helpless aura sometimes." won't admit that she's just a teeny tiny bit jealous, but the next time the kitten meows at her, she visibly struggles to fight off the smile threatening to pull at her lips

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acheron -`✮´-

• acheron will be surprisingly accepting of the shivering little kitten! she'll slowly extend a gloved hand, going very still when the kitten starts to sniff her fingers

• part of the reason was that she saw herself in the kitten. she, too, had once been a wanderer, adrift and uncertain. she had lost pieces of herself along the way, forgotten where she came from, and who she was meant to be. and then, just when she thought she would stay lost forever, you found her

• the other part is because she finds it adorable (what is she, heartless???)

• acheron will definitely talk to the kitten in plain english, explaining the expectations she places

• "that means you will refrain from climbing onto the dinner table and counter...and you will also not attempt to eat anything larger than yourself" she lectures, the kitten obliviously swatting at her outstretched hand, "...but exceptions can be negotiated"

• she'll also often forget to feed the kitten, her thoughts drifting elsewhere. lucky for her, the kitten was always ready to remind her, mewling insistently until she finally remembered to set out its food

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rappa -`✮´-

• rappa immediately treats the situation like a top-secret ninjutsu rescue mission, dubbing it "operation fluffy justice" and declaring herself and you the cat's sworn protectors

• somehow already has a kitten ninja costume on hand

• other than providing the "fuzzy disciple" with all the essential care and things, rappa also attempts to train it in the ways of the ninja. she'll build tiny obstacle courses with pillows, boxes, and other objects she finds around the "dojo" (your house)

• the kitten ignores all of them and instead naps on her "scrolls" (her manga), which she takes as a sign of "hidden potential"

• she insists that the kitten "needs to learn independent survival," but somehow the cat always ends up curled against her at night

• to her, taking in the kitten is a small but powerful act of justice. she'll be proud of you, but probably won't ever tell it to you straight because she always gets too flustered

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feixiao -`✮´-

• feixiao's reaction is immediate. she just crouches down, grinning widely, and greets the cat like it’s an old friend with no hesitation

• regarding all the essentials to take care of the new recruit, don't worry! everything she procures will be top of the line so the kitten can be as strong as possible!

• similar to rappa, feixiao will give the kitten a ridiculous nickname on the spot- something like "tiny tiger" or "whisker warrior"

• she'll embrace the destruction the kitten brings. if the cat knocks over a glass, claws at the couch, or nips her fingers, she'll just laugh. she'll treat the mischief like it's part of a noble warrior training arc

• will definitely show the kitten off to her comrades, especially moze and jiaoqiu. even names it their squad's new mascot

• she'll absolutely carry the cat in his jacket or in a custom pouch when she goes out so it can "experience the wind like a real warrior". she'll be careful not to move too quickly, lest the kitten be injured

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black swan -`✮´-

• at first, black swan won't say anything. just her signature small, unreadable smile as she glances at the scruffy creature in your arms. you brace yourself for judgment- but it never comes

• "so this is our newest guest?"

• she'll spoil the shit outta the lucky little kitty. premium food, silk-lined bedding, maybe even a tiny charm necklace that "matches her aesthetic"

• despite the kitten being your idea, it'll end up following black swan around the house instead of you. curled near her feet while she reads, pawing at her dress, and sleeping on her side of the bed!

• it even leaps into her lap on command. "it listens better than you," she'll always tease

• she'll also "pretend" the kitten can speak to her(maybe it can??). for example, if you comment on how affectionate it was toward her, she'll respond instantly with: "it told me i am its moon". whatever that means

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asta -`✮´-

• you won't even be able to react before asta swoops the kitten out of your arms like it's some kind of priceless artifact in one swift, practiced motion

• she'll immediately name it after a star. no room for debate. and within 48 hours, your apartment has a custom cat tree shaped like a telescope tower, complete with moon-shaped cushions and a rotating star projector at the top

• her bank account knows no end, so she'll also buy premium food, a jeweled nametag+collar, custom heated floors, and an ai-powered self-cleaning litter box

• the kitten will also travel with asta to work in a carrier with little sun and moon stickers because "it just...helps me think better when she's nearby"

• she also somehow gets it certified as a researcher, so kitty has its own id card hanging from its collar

• and when she can't bring the kitty, she can always take a peek at what its doing through one of the many hidden cameras she's installed for this very purpose

thanks for reading!!!

[wanyinchen]

I don't know if someone has done this before, but (*powers up my HSR chimera-beam*) I. don't. care. CHIMERA ARCHONS BE UPON YE

also i cant help but to zhongven in every canvas they are both in

I'm just doing the archons (past and present ehe) that I have met in-game for now. I am still vibing in Sumeru

[mayplekiwi]

The Archons Icons for "and the Creator" Series

Ft. Zhongli, Raiden Ei, Raiden Shogun, Nahida, Egeria, Focalors and The Tsaritsa [Headcanon fae form, kind of like how Flins is a lantern, shes a Faberge Egg]

Hello! This is [Part 1] of the Archon drawings for the series without all the text for those just wanting to look at the arts/ keep it separate from the fic - if you do find the images interesting enough, check out the masterlist or ask about it! i'm more than willing to go through my processes or theories. Otherwise, enjoy :]

These are for a SAGAU series - Worldbuilding posts incoming

Mondstadt and The Creator [Here] [Part 1]

Next part; Mauvika, Columbina, TriLunar God, Nibelung, Moon Goddesses and Neuvillette

[yoohdontknowme]

did a collab piece w my friend 😁 what yall know about electro lesbians

[livyrtart]

I'm nothing like the others (I was made just for you)

[taylorman2274]

Reverse Isekai Genshin Shenanigans #4

Characters: Noelle, Qiqi, Childe, Ei

Taglist: @avalordream;

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"Thanks for taking the time to help out, Noelle."

"Oh, it's really no problem, [Y/N]." Noelle flashes a smile. "Anything to help you after everything you've done for Mondstadt."

You nodded in agreement. "But still..." you started. "Are you sure that you can handle everything? I can still help out with anything you want me to."

"Like I said before, don't worry about it," Noelle reassures, starting up the vacuum that you had just taught her how to use. "Think of this as a gift from me to you. You don't have to do anything but sit back and relax."

You frowned. Even though Noelle was being very thoughtful with her gift, you still felt a bit guilty at letting her do all of the work. Even if she was the most thorough and meticulous maid there ever was.

You looked around your apartment, trying to find something that you could do quickly to help out Noelle. Eventually, your eyes settled on your trash can, the bag nearly overflowing with garbage.

"Hey, Noelle. How about this?" you suggested, tying up the bag strings. "I'll go ahead and take the trash out."

Noelle's eyes widened at the bag of trash in your hand, and she would have gone against your suggestion had your look not been so stern. You were determined to help her out.

"Oh, alright," she relented. "But please let me clean up everything else. I really want to help you out today."

Nodding, you opened the door to your apartment and left to drop off your trash at the garbage chute, which was just down at the end of the hallway. As you began to walk away, you could hear the door shut behind you.

By the time you finished taking out the trash and made it back to your apartment, you were surprised to find that you couldn't hear the vacuum anymore.

'She can't already be done vacuuming, right?'

You opened the door...

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"Oh, hey, [Y/N]. That was fast. I just got done cleaning everything!"

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You probably looked like a dummy from how much your jaw had dropped to the floor, but it was warranted, given the fact that it was just as Noelle said.

EVERYTHING. WAS. CLEAN.

You've watched cartoons before where, after something gets cleaned, the object in question is shown to be all shiny and sparkly.

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Well, that was literally what your apartment looked like right now.

"Oh!" Noelle gasped in realization. "I missed a spot."

And even after you thought your jaw couldn't drop any lower, you watched her speed walk over to your very large bookshelf with broom in hand, lift the ENTIRE THING WITH ONE HAND, clean underneath it, and set it back down with the grace of an airplane touching down on the runway.

"So..." Noelle turns to you, hands clasped in front of her waist. "How did I do?"

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"...What... the fuck?????"

Noelle could only tilt her head in response, a confused look on her face.

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"It's warm..."

You looked down at the zombie child. "Yes. Yes, it is."

Qiqi looks up at you. "Can we... make it colder?"

You stared at Qiqi for a couple of seconds before shrugging your shoulders. "Yeah, sure. I can do that."

You sat up from your spot on the couch and made your way over the the thermostat. "How cold do you want it, Qiqi?"

"...Cold."

You blinked in surprise. "Okay, but like, what temperature do you want it to be?"

Qiqi slowly blinks once before tilting her head and shrugging her shoulders. "...Cooler."

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You sighed. You should've guessed Qiqi would have no knowledge of temperature. Why were you expecting a reincarnated zombie child to know so much?

"Just forget about it." You told her, turning down the temperature to a reasonably cold degree. "Hey, could you wait here for a second? I need to use the bathroom."

Qiqi didn't give a response, appearing to be lost in thought. Figuring that it was okay, you went ahead to the bathroom.

After you finished, you went back to where you last saw Qiqi, only to not find her there. Confused, you called her name out.

"Qiqi?"

You heard some rustling in the kitchen and made your way over there. Once you arrived, you saw...

"...Wow... Cooler."

"Qiqi! No! Don't crawl into the freezer!"

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You sat down beside the front door, angrily grumbling to yourself. You had been planning this vacation for weeks. You had taken some PTO from work to take a weekend trip to the mountains and were planning on traveling the surrounding area via hiking trails, rafting, and just driving around in general. However, a problem has reared its ugly head, and it's left you quite angry.

In fact, you were so angry that you didn't even notice someone approaching you from inside the house.

"Hey there, comrade. How goes it?"

Looking up in shock, you relaxed when you recognized a familiar face. "Oh, hey, Childe."

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"WAIT, CHILDE?!"

Forgetting about your anger, you were now in shock as you quickly rose to your feet. What was the reason behind there being a Harbinger here? Were the Fatui after you? Did the Tsarista finally put out a hit list after you?!

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'Wait, no. That doesn't make sense. The Traveler wouldn't have let them come here otherwise.'

On the other hand, Childe just rolls his eyes, chuckling softly.

"Relax. Relax. I'm not gonna hurt you. Not unless you want to fight, of course."

He looks over your body once more. "But just by taking one look at you, I figure that we'd be heavily mismatched."

You glared at him in suspicion. "Why are you here?"

Childe playfully puts a hand over his heart. "My my, comrade, why so harsh?"

"You're a Fatui Harbinger," you quickly responded.

"True. But you should know by now that I'm also a friend of the Traveler's."

You crossed your arms. "That still doesn't answer how you convinced him to let you come here."

In response, Childe just laughs. "Easy now, no need to get so riled up."

He puts a hand on his hip. "I had a little free time, so I thought I would come to see what the otherworldly friend of the Traveler's looks like."

You raised an eyebrow. "...That's it? No other motives involving the Fatui?"

"I promise."

Childe looks around the room, clapping his hands. "Now, why don't you give me the ole grand to-

*GROWL*

Both of you, startled, turned your attention towards the source of the noise.

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"What was that?" Childe asked.

"...Why does he still have to be here..." you mumbled to yourself before turning back to Childe. "Sorry for that interruption, but you caught me at a bad time. You don't know this yet, but this isn't my normal place. That's because I'm on vacation in the mountains. I was planning on spending my day outdoors."

You angrily threw your hand towards the window. "But there just HAD to be a grizzly bear waiting outside between me and my car. I've had to sit here and wait for the last hour, hoping for him to leave, but he's a real stubborn one."

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"Did you say there's a bear outside?"

Looking back towards Childe, you were terrified by the smile on his face and the hopeful expression in his eyes.

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"Why are you looking at me like that?" you scaredly questioned the psychotic ginger.

Childe did not give a verbal response. Instead, he summoned his dual hydro blades and began walking towards the front door.

"Wait wait wait wait wait," you panicked. "I can't have you fighting a bear! What happens if you get hurt?"

"Have you already forgotten that I'm a Harbinger?" he smugly answers, twirling one of his hydro blades. "Not to mention that I've got plenty of experience fighting against bears."

He goes to walk around you, but you (stupidly) step in front of him again.

"Okay, but hear me out," you plead. "Please don't go full-out Tartaglia mode on him. My car's just outside. I don't think my insurance covers whatever you're about to do.

He thinks for far too long to your comfort, before finally nodding his head, albeit reluctantly. "Alright. Guess I won't fight him."

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'Huh? Childe backing down from a fight? That doesn't make sen-'

"Guess I'll just have to wrestle him instead. Here, hold this."

Before you could even react, he gently placed his Hydro vision and Electro delusion in your hand before racing out the front door. By the time you recovered and peeked out the front door, the fight between Childe and the bear had already begun.

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...Oh dear God, you did not expect this fight to be so one-sided. You almost feel sorry for the bear.

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...Almost.

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You were filling up a cup of water in the kitchen when you heard the familiar noise of someone from Teyvat being portaled to your bedroom.

The past couple of times this has happened, you'd play a little game in your head where you would guess who showed up. You've barely gotten the answer right, but you were determined to guess this one correctly.

'Let's see... Could it be Kirara delivering a package? Is Sayu trying to run from Kano Nana? Does Xianyun want to see the various technological inventions of this world? Or maybe it's the Traveler looking to introduce me to Paimon face-to-face.'

As you were making guesses in your head, you began to drink your water. However, out of the corner of your eye, your guest made their entrance across from you.

The first thing you noticed was the color purple. Purple hair, purple eyes, purple clothes...

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'IS THAT THE RAIDEN FUCKING SHOGUN??!!'

Your eyes widened, and you gasped in surprise. Unfortunately for you, that was a bad idea, as you were in the middle of drinking water.

The water entering your lungs causes you to cough immediately, which in turn causes some of the water in your cup to splash onto your face and shirt.

You try to regain your composure and give the Raiden Shogun your best first impression. However, the longer it takes for you to stop coughing, the more embarrassed you become.

'...Oh God, I was NOT expecting her...'

"Are you alright?"

With tears in your eyes, you looked up towards Ei (you've played the game enough times to tell the difference between her voice and the puppet's), who had a worried expression on her face.

"*cough* *cough* Agh... Sorry," you tried to chuckle the embarrassing moment away. "I just wasn't expecting you to show up."

Ei tilts her head, "Why?"

You blink confusedly. "Because you're the Raiden Shogun??? *cough* You're responsible for running your entire country???"

"Ah. That," Ei nods. "I've temporarily entrusted Miko to handle Inazuma. I know she'll be able to handle it."

"Cool deal," you nodded, desperately trying not to appear scared or frightened in front of a literal God, famously known for the Musou no Hitotachi. "Well, since you're a guest, could I get you anything? Something to eat or drink, perhaps?"

Ei begins to think for a moment. "Since you're offering, do you have any tea?"

You nod again. "I do, just give me a second to prep it up. Please, have a seat on the couch."

Although you don't have a kettle to make tea in, you do have a microwave to quickly heat up water. As you're heating up the water, you notice Ei quietly approaching behind you. Despite being ever so nervous, you have to keep reminding yourself that you've given her no reason to hurt you.

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'...Yet.'

"What is this strange contraption?"

You turned around. "Oh, this? This is a microwave. To put it simply, it lets me heat up food and drinks relatively quickly."

Ei looks impressed. "And this is all done with Electro?"

"It's really more like electricity, but I don't know if you'd consider them to be the same thing," you replied. "Nobody in this world has Visions, so we have no way to wield the elements by ourselves. Instead, we create inventions that can manipulate the elements and use them like that."

*beep* *beep* *beep*

By the time you finished speaking, the timer of the microwave had reached zero. You took out the two mugs of hot water and set them on the counter. Next, you grabbed two tea bags and placed one in each mug before handing one of the mugs to Ei.

"Here you are, Your Excellency, The Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder."

Ei chuckled, taking the mug from your hand. "There is no need to call me that, for I am not your God."

You shrugged, "Still, I believe it's proper manners."

With that, the two of you began to drink from your respective teas. Only to be interrupted by a new voice.

"Oh my... it appears Ei has made herself a new friend."

While Ei seemed mildly annoyed at Yae Miko's presence...

You, unfortunately, had the exact same reaction to Miko's arrival as you did to Ei's arrival.

The eyes widening; the gasping; the water in your lungs; the excessive coughing; the splashing of tea on your face and shirt; the embarrassment.

Everything. Happened. Again.

"*cough* God dammit, Traveler," you slammed a fist on the counter. "Warn me next time!"

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Author's Side Note: Yes, I do believe that Snezhnaya has bears. Yes, I am fully aware that this could come back and bite me in the ass if Hoyo does not add bears to their game.