I need to write something- so here's Venti and Diluc because I love bards and I'm trying to force myself to write more fics (I'm scared-) also this is not a ship fic!!
"Get Out-"
Lee!Venti, Ler!Diluc
!! • THIS IS A TKL FIC • !!
It was a late night for Diluc- it always was. Another bar fight, another complicated drink order... Then came the bard
Should he have been grateful the god of Mondstadt himself blessed his tavern almost every night to praise his drinks? No, he was a pain in the ass. Singing songs scarily on tune 25 drinks in while wobbling on his feet and face flushed like a Jueyun Chili- and he never left. Sure he had a room upstairs to crash in due to his late night escapades but still...
So when the green-clad short man stumbled in during closing that night, Diluc was already well familiar with his antics.
"Get out-"
"Aw c'monnnn! I haven't even said anything~"
He walked inside, his wooden clogs making a click against the floorboards as he came up to the recently cleaned bar counter and leaned upon it
"Get to your room or back outside- we aren't offering drinks at... what is it- midnight? Not like you pay for them anyway-"
Venti just snickered, not trying to hide it at all like the smug bastard that he was
"Well then, my fiery child- I guess I'll just have to sit here aaaall night until you cave~"
"You really think I won't drag you by your collar if you try?"
"And harm your god? What an ungrateful patron-"
"You are such an asshole-"
Venti burst out laughing, snickers causing a small but cool breeze to swirl in through the windows and ruffling the two's hair.
"Stop laughing-"
"Seriously- Venti..."
"That's it! You wanna laugh?"
Diluc hopped over the bench- fed up and sleep deprived. His boots thumped on the wood as he was suddenly right next to the bard and spinning him around by his shoulders
The small man's back was to Diluc's chest now- but before he could react, two rough and calloused hands shoved themselves under his corset- digging around to shove Venti's shirt up before finding his sides and digging in. A loud and sharp snort exploded from the bard as he thrashed*
"NOHOHO-" One snort "DIHIHILUHUHUC-!!" And another. "I DIHIHIDHT-" That was #3...
"Keep snorting like that and you'll inhale a fly- or wake up your city..."
Venti elbowed the bigger man, squirming wildly in a useless attempt to escape. His grin was wobbly and big as he failed to get away, his face a satisfying flushed red to one wine-monopoly-man.
He thrashed for a few more seconds before the ends of his braids, which always faded from dark black to a teal that rivaled an Anemo Vision, started to glow. Soon they were glowing bright and the breeze in the room seemed to be getting stronger before-
BOOM
Diluc was thrown back against a wall, Venti toppled over with no support for his wobbly legs. A few nearby chairs fell and some of Diluc's cleaning supplies spilled with the big explosion of wind and archon-powers
"Get out-"