#geogoraphy

[bluebeardskey]

Trans(lated) Sheogorath

or

SHEOGORATH IS YOGURT

The many names of the (TRANSlated) Madgod.

I attempted to google-translate the bio of some characters and here’s what I got from Sheo:

1.      Sheogorath  (The original, sometimes it got it right)

2.      Seogorath (Close enough)

3.      Sogorad   ( So... Go, you radical person, Sheo probably doesn’t want you)

4.      Shogura (Nani ?)

(looked it up, closest I found was shigure= winter rainshower? apparently... What with the rain and all)

5.      Zigguratgu    (....Cigarettes?)

6.      Schiograt      (A free trip to Italy?  Schiograt-uito?)

7.      Schwegarat   (um... Schweg? As in Swag? Idk)

8.      Geogorath

(Not to be confused with Geogoraph, That’s the Shivering Isles)

9.      George.... (prince of Jordan?)

And last but no least: the detail that was lost in translation.The proof that Sheo is, in fact

10.   Yogurt

FORGET THE CHEESE , SHEO= YOGURT CONFIRMED!!!

Also Bonus:

Translated Jyggalag

1.      Gigaragu

2.      Jigsaw.  (OMMG, that explains a lot)

[bluebeardskey]

Some Mad Terms of the shivering Isles

Sheogorath = A real life Dali Dada that reeks of edgy memes

More specifically:

1st Era Sheo = Mr. Steal yo Island

2nd Era Sheo = Skoomalfiq, the Supreme Mage Troller

3rd Era= The Original Uncle Sheo, (Mighty Cheese Man in Memeish)

4th Era (Now with 0% Jyggalag) = The Chump of СЫР* ordeal

Geogoraphy = The study of the areas on Mondus where Sheo has the most influence with maps of varying colors indicating the type of blessing and level of madness.

Sheogoraphy= Also known as Sheography or Shoggraphy, refers to magical and/or cursed objects and written works that mostly consist of Maddening writings and nonsensical scribbles.

* СЫР = Cheese in Russian

[thek8school]

Year 5 Geography lesson about solar system.

We live on the planet Earth. It belongs to the solar system. Do you know, who the leader of the solar system is? Yes, you see it everyday. In fact, we begin every single day with it. Of course, it is the Sun. So, now what is this solar system and its relationship with our Earth and the Sun. Through this lesson we’re going to learn all about the solar system.