#georg dan

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The 1975, watercolor on paper. ©2016 ASKTHE1975

I made the sketch, Halle painted it. Hope you enjoy.

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Beach-ready Dans (KatAss & Georg).

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@georgestaniel asked: WHOSE BABBY IS MOMMA MATTYS BABBY

Momma Matty: Oh KatAss...

KatAss: Hi? (Yes?)

Momma Matty: THE BABY IS GEORG’S

Katass: HI?!? (WHAT?!?)

Momma Matty: When Georg and I were in the Mystery Gang... We made love... As fuckbuddies. Then the Stork brought us a baby.

Three years ago, Momma Matty, Georg Dan, Ross from “Friends,” ADAMN, Angelina John-lee, and Jamie were in a gang. The Mystery Gang. They solved many mysteries, but of course... Every gang has its secrets.

Momma Matty and Georg had a fling, which brought them a “happy accident.” Until now, KatAss Dan had no idea what’d happened before her marriage to her husband.

One Unit of Weed, Emma. The Baby’s Origin. 2016. #7 Graphite Lead on lined paper. A Suburban Home, Portland, Oregon.

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Translation:

Anonymous asked: when did momma matty and georg dan get married

Momma Matty: Georg and I… are not married…

ADAMN (holding baby): Oh God not again.

Momma Matty: He’s Married to KatAss!

KatAss Dan: Hi.

Jamie: Y’all quit asking Momma Matty about Georg and his baby.

One Unit of Weed, Emma. Momma Matty’s Despair. 2016. #7 Lead on graph paper. Access Tutorial classroom, Portland, Oregon. 

Also, KatAss, welcome to the Ugly 1975 Family.