#gerard's asks

[eyedoption]

gerry knows how to sew but his dexterity is ass after the burns so he just safety pins everything now

YES! YES YES YES!!! I need to hit all my favourite characters with the disability beam, no matter in what way and this one just MAKES SENSE in canon too!!! Also the (allegedly) alternative character doing DIY? Sign me up

[eyedoption]

jon with dysgraphia (a learning disability that impairs writing ability, fine motor skills, and written expression, etc). i just need to share this as someone with dysgraphia

I love how we're all just throwing disabilities at Jon, hell yeah, he doesn't have enough of them yet

Also he's 100% hiding it in S1 because he wants to seem "more competent" (literally no one would think any less of him, this is the wokenus archives but he doesn't know that yet)

[eyedoption]

i imagine kid Jon enjoyed small spaces so he's just

kiibibibbyyy

Twin you need to stop headcanoning Jon with every trait I have, I'm starting to think you're in my walls

ALSO CAT!!!!! KITTY CAT!!!!!!!

Now imagine him sitting inside wardrobes and jumpscaring his grandma

[eyedoption]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO, THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ARTS OF THEM OMG I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME IT'S SO AMAZING AND THEY GAVE MY GUY FISHNETS!!!! THEY LOOK SO SICK AND IT'S THEMMMMMMMM BADFAJJAFJEAFJAFMJAF

also in a technical sense it's just so well drawn, I luv it

[eyedoption]

Gerry Hands!! :D

LET'S GO!! every time a TMA fan does the Gerry hands, an angel gains it's wings

Let's just hope Jonah ain't here

[eyedoption]

HA!! IT'S DA BOI!!! THAT'S MAH GUYYYYYY FR FR (I'm joining him one day)

[eyedoption]

jon has synesthesia

It came to me in a vision

Had to look it up but hell yeah, HELL YEAH

Now I want him to use that in his archiving/cataloguing stuff so bad, I mean only he would make the connections and his coworkers wouldn't know shit but that doesn't matter right

[eyedoption]

I feel gerry would say he fell down a chimney when people asked about his burn scars

He's definitely fucking lying but you don't just ask that dawg

Y'know what hell yeah he would, based headcanon honestly, I'm once again obv slandering anyone who dies that just as I was to Jon when he asked Mike, but yeah, if you can't put them in sky jail you can at least make it funny