#gerti

[soulgyrl]

Oh goodness, I loved this show! 😂 So funny!

[beastlyanachronism]

DOUGLAS: Could you, for instance, get a hundred otters on board Gerti?

MARTIN: Yes, I reckon you could.

DOUGLAS: And is it a jam-packed RSPCA-nightmare of a plane, or are the otters lounging in relative comfort?

MARTIN: Well, OK, there’s, er, there’s sixteen seats, so, say, two to a seat.

DOUGLAS: They’re good friends, these otters?

MARTIN: Let’s hope so. Then one in each overhead compartment ...

DOUGLAS: Always remembering to open them with care because otters may have shifted during the flight.

ARTHUR: And, er, one under each seat?

DOUGLAS: Yes! Good thinking.

MARTIN: But that’s where the lifejackets are.

DOUGLAS: That’s all right – otters can swim.

[mjn-air]

[caddylag]

GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY

'CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAYYYY

[queensantiagoofthe99]

Gerti torch!

GERTI TORCH!

(Volume warning, have your volume low or off! This thing is noisy!)

@mjn-air I thought you might appreciate in particular

[rapid-artwork]

Some doodles to expand the cast for the Gerti comic.

While looking for love, local Eldritch abomination Gerti ends up renting a room for a very stressed single mother named Jordyn. (Gerti pays for everything by vomiting up pearls)

One of Jordyn's daughters is a VERY anxious teenager named Izzy who loves supernatural TV shows and conspiracy theories.

Obviously she sees Gerti doing something weird and becomes convinced that she is an alien invader. (And obviously the second she gets her camera out Gerti is no longer acting suspicious.)

Hijinx ensue.

[time-schwime]

Arthur: “I’m fairly often just completely happy. Like, for instance, when you get into a bath quickly and it’s just the right temperature, and you go ‘ooooh.’ I mean really no one gets any happier than that.”

Martin: “What a depressing thought.”

Arthur: “No, no, it’s not though, because those sort of things happen all the time, whereas you’re hardly ever, you know, blissfully happy with the love of your life in the moonlight, and when you are, you’re too busy worrying about it being over soon, whereas the bath moments, there’s loads of those!”

[k-k-keroppi]

Omfg I was listening to st Petersburg and I realised something.

St Petersburg: ‘we might be able to sell Gerti, and with the money buy an ice cream van’

and then in Zurich: they sell an ice cream van and with the money buy back Gerti!

I just think that’s really cute :)