Replies about Hipsters
I feel like not going into the store is letting the hipsters win. Don't let the hipsters win, Sam.
GIO. THAT GREEK ‘MY BOYFRIENDO IS AN ANCIENT ALIEN’ GUY. AKA you’re soulmate.
AHAHAHAHAHAA that's his new name, Gio. Wait no. GioTso.
We can't be soulmates; the aliens have selected one of their own to be his starbride.
I have to let the hipsters win! They're younger and more numerous!
Though admittedly if it came to a kickfight the khakis are way less restrictive.













