#gggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[minnadekanpai]

i fear i should never be allowed to text anyone whilst drunk again

[maxinawell]

need to enter cave and scream.

[thheyearner]

Who jerks it to their brother at 1pm right after waking up i gotta catch a grip

Texting him normally like im not practically soaking in every word he sends me

[vapus-10]

me when a third person story starts a sentence with "i mean":

[thylekshran]

[pollypeaches]

mom i love you but if you could just.......not talk while i’m trying to do homework........or for like......five minutes, it wouldn’t kill you?

[zleep-y]

jesus christ getting a hold of Bridgette's manager is almost impossible

[sshibe]

sniffing is THE WORST sound in the world. petition to ban excessive and unnecessarily long sniffing sounds