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[podkeeper]

Posting the flowchart I followed years ago at the beginning of my career lol The Magnus Archives was my first podcast and did irreparable damage to my worldview about fiction audiodramas

[vosling]

audio drama sunday July 5 2026

Happy Disability Pride

I have made a little disability pride flag calendar out of audio fiction to celebrate. This is the first of three. Yep yep yep, with some help I've found enough pods to release three of these through July, isn't that exciting? Plus templates if you want to build your own or play BINGO

Information (= sometimes spoilers) below

1. SINKHOLE - MC has a physical condition; societal ableism and institutional barriers are central to the narrative.

2. Eeler’s Choice - Merry, Nama and Prin are all disabled (vision impaired, amputee, and neurodivergent respectively); canes as mobility aids

3. Station Blue - Panic attack, bipolar disorder, psychosis. Central to the narrative.

4. Dustwalker - Arius is autistic and uses a cane for his chronic pain. Mental disorders unrevealed as of July 2026. 

5. Seen and not Heard - Bet is HoH and has OCD. Central to the narrative.

6. Hello from the Hallowoods - Danielle uses a wheelchair and other means to help her stand and walk. There are characters with dementia and brain fog. Various supernatural disabilities. 

7. Hellside - Jeremiah has schizotypal personality disorder and schizophrenia. Another character in S1 has schizoaffective disorder (confirmed by creator but not yet revealed in work as of July 2026) 

8. Small Victories - Addiction is central to the narrative. Bipolar Disorder, Psychosis

9. Ghost Wax - Charlotte has ADHD and Pip gets permanently blinded

10. The Kingmaker Histories - Colette is autistic and suffers from migraines. Eisen Iyer uses a brace after a leg injury. 

11. Where The Stars Fell - Dyslexia and ADHD. One episode is entirely in sign language 

12. Valence -  Liam Alden has depression and PTSD. 

13. Mayfair Watchers Society - Morgan in Water Damage is physically disabled and uses crutches as mobility aids. Wren in Lost Media has severe memory issues. 

14. Inn Between - Protagonists with anxiety, autism, adhd, narcissism. Phoebe has a physical disability and uses crutches as mobility aids

15. Killjam X X X - Faustina Fetamine is autistic, has narcissistic personality disorder, and PTSD. Bellamy Pink has ASPD and a prosthetic arm. Various other characters use prosthetics and mobility aids. 

16. Our Wars Have Ended - A few characters with physical disabilities. 

17. Camlann - Dai Thomas has Bipolar Disorder

18. Knightfall - Ben is an ambulatory wheelchair/crutch user with chronic pain. Juno has anxiety

19. Slowly Unspooling - Mental health, memory loss, paranoia, disordered eating, depersonalization, chronic pain

20. Afflicted: A Horror Thriller Audio Drama - Wheelchair user. Kelly has auditory hallucinations (some of which are supernatural in origin) 

21. Mystic Prairie - The main characters have disabilities caused by a supernatural event, which roughly map to anemia and chronic fatigue, tinnitus and HoH, a sensory disability affecting taste/causing ARFID. Living with disabilities long term is central to the narrative.

22. Wallpaper - Felicity has rapid cycling bipolar 2 with psychotic features, autism, and hypermobility. John has ADHD. Living with disability is central to the narrative.

23. Monsters of Bureaucracy - MC has chronic pain. Living with disability, institutional barriers, and ableism are central to the narrative. 

24. Red Valley - Warren and Gordon both have PTSD. Bryony is missing an arm. Clive Schill has damaged kneecaps and walks with a cane

25. SPACE SPECKS - Nora is an amputee with a cane as a mobility aid

26. WOE.BEGONE - Mike Walters has face blindness, misophonia. Various injuries and trauma end up giving him chronic pain, physical disabilities, and night terrors/insomnia. Some characters lose one of their legs and use prosthetics. Alcoholism and substance abuse are recurring elements in the show, as are depersonalization, self harm, and (passive) suicidality. 

27. Your Bloodline Dies Here - Harvey Neroson is autistic and uses stim toys. Willow communicates with sign language (BSL), Harvey and Lo both know BSL.

28. The Godshead Incidental - Tervis has anxiety/agoraphobia 

29. The Heresies of Radulf Burntwine - Several characters with chronic illnesses and genetic disorders. Illnesses and disabilities are central to the narrative. 

30. Power Trip - MC is chronically ill, and a transplant patient; she uses a cane as a mobility aid. Cluster B. Central to the narrative. CW vomiting, diet culture (pushed on a child), alcohol abuse

31. The Far Meridian - Agoraphobia, central to the narrative.

[coverdinlocusts]

Podcast recommendation master log!!! :3

I’ve listened to well over 100 hours of podcasts from a lot of different genres so I’m gonna give you some recommendations. These will all be audio dramas so no ttrpgs or conversation podcasts. I’ll include a short description, the amount of episodes they have as I’m writing this (not including bonus content), if it’s finished, and probably my own little thoughts about it cus I have too many thoughts. Please feel free to add any podcasts you recommend that I didn’t include I’m always looking for more!!

Recommendations under the cut. Fair warning there’s a lot

The White Vault

six seasons 52 episodes

a repair team is sent to Outpost Fristed in the vast white wastes of Svalbard and unravel what lies waiting in the ice below. I love you graham casner you grumpy old man

The Silt Verses

three seasons 35 episodes

Carpenter and Faulkner are worshippers of an outlawed god. They travel up the length of their deity's great black river, searching for holy revelations. As their pilgrimage lengthens and the river's mysteries deepen, the two acolytes find themselves under threat from a police manhunt, but also come into conflict with the weirder gods that have flourished in these forgotten rural territories.

Spirit Box Radio

Three seasons 93 episodes [finished]

Sam Enfield, a former postboy with no experience in the arcane arts, takes over the radio show following the disappearance of the previous host. Sam soon discovers there are more than ghosts haunting the show, and finds himself amidst a mystery which threatens everything he knows about the world beyond his tiny basement broadcast studio, and maybe even himself. I listened to all of this in Quebec so to me this podcast is French

Ghost Wax

One season 45 episodes

A horror fiction podcast following the work of the last "reclaimer", investigating a series of unnatural killings by raising the dead and committing their final statements to wax cylinder. Please listen and like ghost wax I want more fanart and fanfics pleassseeeee

Clockwork Bird

one season 30 episodes [finished]

After the disappearance of Robin Jaeger, a man with four metal limbs, Shelly Croft organises recordings taken from the computer of Dr Sophie Bennett, one of the lead scientists on the synthetic limbs project, and uncovers more than just scientific breakthroughs.

The Strange Case of Starship Iris

Two seasons 22 episodes

In 2189, Earth narrowly won a war against extraterrestrials. The Strange Case of Starship Iris is about what comes after. It's a story of outer space, survival, espionage, resistance, identity, friendship, found family, romance, and secrets.

Not Quite Dead

Two seasons 25 episodes

Alfie is a nurse working overtime on the night shift in A&E when a patient comes in with her throat torn out. The girl on the gurney is the first of many, baffling staff and horrifying the public. Eventually, Alfie almost becomes another victim of the walking, but is saved by the same man he saw dripping blood into his patient's eye. He's Casper, and he's a vampire, and now he's saved Alfie's life the two of them are inescapably bound together. Another brush with death later, Alfie must make a choice: death or undeath. I love vampire doctors it’s a real good niche

The Mistholme Museum of Mystery Morbidity and Mortality

Six seasons 58 episodes

An audio tour through the Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality and learn about the interesting exhibits. Things are going smoothly in the museum until a museum wide lockdown is triggered. I relate so much to the audio tour guide

The Vesta Clinic

One season 15 episodes

Dr Underwood is a doctor on a space clinic she helps patients of many different species and complies them into a diagnosis. Really good character designs I wanna draw all of them

The Kingmaker Histories

Two seasons 14 episodes

On the 19th of February, 1911, Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is the story of what happened next.

Hello From the Hallowoods

Three seasons 140 episodes

a cosmic narrator follows the increasingly connected residents of the forest at the end of the world. It's a bittersweet story that explores queer identity, horror genre tropes, and finding hope in humanity's last moments.

Jar of Rebuke

Two seasons 25 episodes

Follow Dr. Jared Hel's journey as he works to rediscover his forgotten past and finds his place within the small Indiana farm town of Wichton and the cryptozoological organization he works for called 'The Enclosure. Talk about gay am I right (I love them)

Fawx & Stallion

One season 10 episodes

London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famous cases, no one is left to clear a poor housekeeper's name of a crime she didn't commit. Well, no one except for their neighbors at 224B...

Malevolent

Four seasons 37 episodes

Arkham Private Investigator Arthur Lester wakes up with no memory of who he is or what has happened, only a nameless, eerie voice guiding him through the darkness.Blind, terrified, and confused, his journey will lead him towards a series of mysteries in the hopes of understanding the truth of what has transpired.As cosmic horrors seep into the world around, Arthur must ask himself whether this entity truly seeks to help him, or are its intentions more...Malevolent. I love the character relationships in this podcast I love them so much they deserve a break

Victoriocity

two seasons 13 episodes

Even Greater London, 1887, Inspector Archibald Fleet and journalist Clara Entwhistle investigate a murder, only to find themselves at the centre of a conspiracy of impossible proportions.

Desperado

Two seasons 23 episodes

Blood magic, Voodoo magic, old gods, new gods: We've got it all! Follow the story of misfits from all over the world, as they try to survive and protect their heritage from modern-day crusaders.

The Night Post

Three seasons 55 episodes

In Gilt City, conscripted couriers are both respected and shunned. They inhabit the borderlands between a growing industrial society and the untamed, arcane frontier that surrounds it.

Tell No Tales

One season 25 episodes

Leo Quinn works for Better Place, the world leader in ghost removal, but they're having some doubts about the ethics of their work. They're building a device that should let them capture the voices of ghosts, to prove once and for all that Better Place needs to start treating spirits with the humanity they deserve - and to unravel some mysteries in the process. I can’t wait for season two I am INVESTED

Nowhere, On Air

Two seasons 42 episodes

Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Weird happenings and shady government

Elixir

One season 11 episodes

Elsie's sister Lou is missing. The only clue she has leads her to a Hush bar: one of the last remaining—and illegal — establishments where people consume magical elixirs. Vera's family has made elixirs for generations at The Jaded Rose.With her father imprisoned, she is responsible for protecting their traditions...no matter the cost.But as Vera helps Elsie find her sister, a temptation more potent than any elixir arises: risking it all for each other.

Tales From the Low City

One season 8 episodes

Deep beneath the soil of a dead world, there is life.Tales From The Low City is a collection of tales from a strange, bleak, and beautiful world where all creatures great and small, ambitious and content, bipedal and tripedal and quadrupedal must come together and make something like “civilisation" if I get back into dnd I WILL be stealing the creatures from this podcast

Neighborly

One season 40 episodes

Neighbourly follows the residents of Little Street, house by house. What they do, how they interact with each other, and what skeletons are hiding in their closets. This show is so good another one that I’m patiently awaiting season two

The Lost Cat Podcast

five seasons 49 episodes [finished i think]

Man looks for his cat in an odd ass city he drinks a lot of wine. I love imagining what the main character looks like after going through all this shit

The Antique Shop

One season 50 episodes [finished]

A woman finds a job at an antique shop which seems to sell supernatural items that often to more harm than good

In Transit

Two seasons 27 episodes [finished]

Aboard the spaceship Eurus, a series of murders occur onboard - mirroring distressing radio signals from Eurus' sister ship, Notus, Officer Alecto McAlpine finds herself lost in the middle of a conspiracy. With the begrudging help of low-level communications coordinator Cairo, they begin to find that the ship's journey is the least of their concerns.

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

Three seasons 19 episodes [finsihed]

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio is a horror-comedy fiction podcast set within one of the last remaining Dead Letter Offices in the country. Join Conway, Wren, and the rest as they archive strange, spooky, surreal pieces of lost mail.

The Sound Museum

One season 1 episode

Paris travels the world collecting interesting sound recordings for thier museum. I hope this show continues I’d love to see where it goes but who knows

Bodies in Space

One season 5 episodes

A sci-fi comedy podcast following the misadventures of the ragtag crew aboard the spaceship Eutychia, the captain of which is trying to get out of a hole of debt while ignoring other, bigger disasters unfolding in the background.

Wooden Overcoats

Four Seasons 59 episodes [finished]

Rudyard Funn and his equally miserable sister Antigone run their family's failing funeral parlour, where they get the body in the coffin in the ground on time. But one day they find everyone enjoying themselves at the funerals of a new competitor - the impossibly perfect Eric Chapman! With their dogsbody Georgie, and a mouse called Madeleine, the Funns are taking drastic steps to stay in business. What I imagine the UK is like

Middle:Bellow

One season ten episodes [finished]

A silly guy can travel to the bellow the place where ghosts live and helps them solve odd problems. Very comfy show to me

City of Ghosts

One season ten episodes

Eleanor "El” Rivkin is an information broker who sees and hears real ghosts but also suffers with hallucinations and ends up getting intangled in a mystery of corruption and murder

I am in Eskew

One season 29 episodes [finished]

in the horror-filled and impossible city of Eskew, a man makes recordings of his day-to-day experiences, hoping to reach the outside world. What I imagine the UK is like

Girl in Space

One season 13 episodes

Audio diary of just a girl in space hanging out like normal but then things start to change.

Camp Here & There

One season 33 episodes

Tune in to the loudspeakers of a small midwestern sleep-away camp plagued by supernatural terrors and natural disasters.

Sydney Sargent, resident camp nurse, cheerfully reports on all the dangers just below (and above) our feet. I love this podcast so so much and I wish the creator the best

Do you Copy?

One season 14 episodes

When Red Tail National park shuts down due to a possible ecological disaster, three campers continued their trips, and two park rangers stayed to keep an eye on the radios. Recordings from these individuals were recovered and due to a mistake that cost a lot more than expected, [REDACTED] must sort through the recordings and try to make sense of what happened.

Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul

Two seasons 13 episodes

post-apocalyptic cooking podcast hosted by Elaine Martinez, DDS, in her dental clinic. Each week she brings on a guest to cook up a shelf-stable, nutrient-dense recipe to share with the survivors of the recent nuclear event.i haven’t cooked any of these recipes so idk if they are good but I do plan to try some they seem like cheap things to make

That’s all I’m doing for this one I say as if this isn’t an insane amount. I have plenty more podcast recommendations if needed. Also turns out tumblr has a tag limit and it also just gets extremely glitchy on mobile when you add a lot of tags which isn’t surprising considering this is tumblr

[mick-the-miracle]

Media I imagine different fiction podcasts in instead of the media of being a podcast.

TMA: A selection of volumes, relating to the fears, each with those removable covers. Those covers has a victim or two, and then underneath the cover is a really detailed cover. The paper is decoratively ripped, with a kind of scraggly font, and each has a foreword and ‘author’s note’ from Jonathan Sims.

Malevolent: A really gritty graphic novel with deadly detail in each panel, and very little color. Maybe a trinket on each important character has a color? Like Arthur’s eyes being yellow or Oscar’s collar having a blue sheen to it. The novels are long, dramatic, and intimate in a visceral way.

Welcome to Night Vale: Local 58 bullshit. A broadcast on television with low quality images and audio, tacky music, and a kind of 80’s aesthetic. Each episode the words WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE zoom onto the screen, the purple eye behind them. And each weather segment is an animated short by a different artist.

The Penumbra(Juno Steel): A webcomic. Hours spent scrolling downward a comic that has so much color and GEOMETRIC design. Juno and his curvy jaw, brown pie slice eyes, a cartoonishly high collar for his investigator jacket. Nureyev and his sharp square jaw, shimmering jewelry, and stick legs. Characters sticking out of the panels, fonts changing constantly, a little blue Juno that does his narration and *guitar theme plays* each time he appears.

Wolf 359: A classic comic. Issues month by month. Different special covers of the characters in extra dramatic poses or scenes. Even MORE panel breaking than Juno Steel. So MUCH onomatopoeia, even for small things like the clink of a panel or the disapproving hiss of Hilbert in the background. Geometric designs like Juno Steel, but less colorful. Like the superhero art style mixed with a more stylized look.

Midnight Burger: You pull up the Midnight Burger website. They have a hidden page that has a sort of script-comic thing going on, where the art is next to the writing. Small coded in notes from Leif sometimes pop up if you hold your arrow over the art. Links are attached to the parts where Effie and Zebulon play music, linking you to the music so you can listen to it while you read.

Desert Skies: An animated show. Indie, something you’d find on YouTube. The animation is bouncy and incorporates 3D animation alongside the 2D. Maybe the Sphere Movers have 3D models and the staff don’t? The credits are short because it was made by one guy. People are complaining about it on Twitter /j. People are making content farms about it. Everyone is pissed at Corson like they’re pissed at Jax.

The Amelia Project: A sort of simulation video game. You play as Arthur. You listen to their stories and draw pieces of the tale to invent their death. Every once in a while the game transitions to a point and click suspense game where you solve puzzles as Cole and Haines. Maybe there should even be an Operation-esque part of it where you work as Kozlowski.

Ghost Wax: A novel with a lot of pictures spliced in it. The stories are all in a single book, though the book is through Luca’s perspective— so he picks up on the ghost’s body language and Voncid’s reactions. The pictures are tarot cards with each victim as a card. Some are repeat cards— Lorem does not have a card at the end of the story. Nor does Our Home or Evening at the Ardent. The pictures are only white with black line art. No color whatsoever.

Kakos Industries: A company newsletter. Not a broadcast. A newspaper that arrives at your door and has big bold letters with the main story and pictures of the events that happen in the story as it goes. And the Sunday Comic page is full of employee shenanigans. Some innocent… some not.

I am losing my mind.

[croik]

I really respect your taste in podcasts. I find myself almost always agreeing with both your praise and criticism when listening to the ones you talk about. I'm curious, what are your top 5 (or 10 if you feel up to it) favorite podcasts? (Asking partially to fish for recommendations for more stuff to listen to.)

Oh score, thanks so much for that, kindred podcast spirit <33 Happy to give some recs.

But if we're talking favorites and not like, best, these all come with caveats. There are several shows I super enjoy except for the fact that they ended abruptly and will probably never conclude, or there's that one actor that's clearly a buddy talking into their laptop while everyone else has an actual recording setup etc. So I'll be making notes like that, but that's part of enjoying small creators making the art they love.

Not necessarily in order of most favorite but whatever:

-Kane and Feels. Paranormal investigators in a psychedelic buddy comedy. The real star here is the relationship between Kane and Feels themselves: the writing is snappy and fun, which gives them a great banter, and a complicated, heartfelt friendship. Character interactions is where is at! The writing itself is also really good, and season 2 is... some of the weirdest shit I've ever heard. So weird you might be mad about it at first. But it's still a lot of fun.

Downside: Sound quality. Sometimes the show likes to layer dialogue overtop other dialogue for reasons unknown to me, and some major plot points are entirely obscured by SFX. Parts of the S1 finale I didn't understand at all until reading the transcripts, ngl.

-SAYER. I talked about this recently I think: a super AI is charged with overseeing workers on a space station in the ultra-capitalist dystopian future. The original "spooky voice in the ear of the protag" podcast. It begins as a very dark, very dry comedy about what it might have been like to work with GLADOS (I originally bailed after S1 because it was too cynical for me, but came back on rec from a friend - bless u @kahtiihma) but later morphs into a sci fi thriller, with a heavy emphasis on personhood and identity. Really good stuff, and the cat & mouse game in season 4 is my favorite in fiction, probably.

And then, STOP. Because the downside is, Season 6 is not finished and never will be. There is a season 5, but it's a prequel, and it retconned a bunch of things in a way I wasn't fond of. So as much I recommend getting to season 4 because of how good it is, let that ending be it!

-Ghost Wax. This is TMA is the Institute were run by competent people who gave a shit, lol. The protag is a necromancer who takes "statements" from the dead about the supernatural things that killed them, and then does something about it. The statements are varied, the characters are extremely likeable, and the pacing is very satisfying. There's a lot going on and a lot to enjoy, and with so many characters and monsters, a lot of great diversity. The season 1 finale was absolutely harrowing.

Downside: the production quality is pretty rough, sorry to say. Because every statement is voiced by the victim, there are a LOT of one off actors, and they vary wildly in quality. Some of the mains, too. The creator is very charismatic and pulls it all together admirably, though.

-Steal the Stars. A very rare het show from me! This is a good old fashioned romance and heist story. The protagonist is an older, military woman who works at a top secret base, who falls for a new, young soldier, and hijinks ensue. The love story is very "we were both hot and that's what love is" BUT the protag is just so good, I loved her a lot. And the thriller aspect was so well plotted, I was just so smitten, I LOVE a tight plot. But the chef's kiss was the ending. Holy shit. I had no idea where it was going and... yeah. Worth it.

-The Beating Heartland. Yeah yeah, I'm in the honeymoon phase. I've yapped enough but for something that starts slow, it goes into SUCH iddy places, I'm very happy with it and I can't wait for season 2. I'll link to my actual rec post if you haven't seen it already.

bonus round

-Shelterwood. I had to add this one because even if I wouldn't say it was the most gripping the entire way through, I'm pretty sure this is the only podcast to have made me cry like a baby in my stupid car. A man goes looking for his missing sister and ends up in hell-suburbia, while making a podcast with his best friend and producer. It's eerie and interesting, and the production value and acting quality are all SUPER high, I could rec it on that, but it's the ending of season 1 that punched me in the stomach. Big shout out to actor Sam Stark for their performance and the way it fucking eviscerated me. It was such a perfect ending I'm scared to listen to season 2 when it eventually comes out.

-I Am In Eskew. The gnarliest horror around, bar none. For some reason I keep bouncing off Silt Verses, but early Eskew really does it for me. It would be a favorite if not for the ending.

-Archive 81, season 3. Season 1 is very rough, season 2 is extremely weird and doesn't really conclude. But season 3 is incredible, one of the best endings in a podcast, absolutely slapped me. Another great performance by Peter Musante.

Thanks for the ask! I could talk about podcast forever~

[theflesh1322]

I can’t find some good and LONG fiction podcasts got any good recommendations??

All the stuff I’ve listened to or listening to⬇️

The Magnus Archives

Red Valley

The Amelia Project

How I Died

Sherlock & Co.

Scp Find Us Alive

Ghost wax

The Penumbra Podcast

Where The Stars Fell

Archives 81

Tower 4

Woe.Begone

Wolf 359

Malevolent

Welcome to night Vale

Nowhere in Air

[ensorskulledbindery]

A bind for @renegadeguild 's 2025 Tiny Book Exchange! [An exchange where you typeset a smaller fic and then someone binds it for you! [or you only typeset a fic or just bind someone else's submitted typeset, ya got options]]

typeset made | bind made (you're here)

I got to bind @bossbot97 's lovely typeset of @croik 's Kane & Feels / Ghost Wax crossover: The Title of this Fic has been Redacted for your Safety! (which i'm realizing now I didn't get any other interior pictures ahhhh)

The finished book measures approx. 2"x 3"

This fic features the characters from both audio dramas hunting/being hunted down by a creature with a bird-like skull covered in feather-like shapes, so I took that aspect and ran with it.

I initially wanted to have more to the cover of this bind but life got a bit in the way and I was honestly quite liking the more simple look for this. Makes it feel more like a mysterious and ominous book you'd just... find somewhere, yaknow?

Overall, the chisel trimming turned out alright. Surprisingly harder to do on a smaller book than a full sized one! (At least for me lol). First time sanding/edge-coloring and that turned out not bad!

Materials: I actually got this bookcloth from a Talas sampler pack (and they don't label their samples) but I believe it's Asahi Bookcloth in #2379 Black. (And it adds such a neat texture for this bind.) The endpapers are black cardstock with overlapping feather textures printed on it, so the pattern is subtle until it catches the light. Bound using linen thread and archival pva glue, endbands sewn using single strand embroidery thread in a faux-double core style. Printed on Hammermill 20lb cream paper.

Cover: An inset window that holds a paper cut bird-like skull. Made with cardstock cut into different layer silhouettes, painted details, glued together, waxed, and then glued into the window (which took so many little tabs to get that shape lol)

[lacquerheadd]

Hey will open up commissions again soon? I will have money when are up to it, I'd like some more ghost wax art.

hi, thankyou for your interest! i don’t think commissions will be open anytime soon unfortunately, but your message inspired me this morning when i was sketching, so here are some more voncids! i’m still super behind on ghost wax, so my interpretation might be a bit off - forgive me!

<3 hopefully you enjoy!