Death to the dead
So after speaking with a few people down here I think I’ve gotten used to the underworld I would never want to live down here but I’m not as frightened as before. As I’m walking around I see Sisyphus pushing a boulder a up a hill for it to just for it to roll back down and it happens over and over again, that must suck. Then I see Tantalus in a pool of water with grapes hanging over him, starving and thirsty he tries eat the grapes but they rise if he tries to grab them and if tries to drink the water it sinks, jeez that must be terrible it makes me a little hungry though. As I’m strolling around the underworld the scariest thing to happen to me a mob of the damned ghosts reach out towards me asking me if I knew their relatives. This was it I couldn’t deal with these creepy ghost touching so I did what any sane man would I ran away to my boat and sailed away.