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au where cliff marleau and hayden pike connect the dots, realise their suspicions and try to verify with evidence so start meeting in secluded places to try and gain evidence for the theory that shane is jane and ilya is lily…

BUT social media ends up tracking their steps and suddenly its all over the news, tumblr, twt, etc that cliff marleau and hayden pike are ‘suspiciously friendly’ aka are having an affair

the clifya and shayden stans go wild with in-fighting as some switch to the ‘canon’ pairing and some even join forces to take down the ‘parleau’ stans while the hollanovs watch on for entertainment

somehow all ends well and this leads to an exasperated hayden and ilya—who is disgusted people could think his best friend would date the 15th best montreal player of all people—to teaming up and accidentally revealing that its SHANE and ILYA who are together

and hayden and cliff are in no way shape and form together….though their mrs’ bonded over reading the tumblr theories and fics together!

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darth vader time-travels to the past expecting to be in time to the moment padme was pregnant or before bis mother died…

instead he awakens to a time further than that, when his master not palpatine but obi-wan was just a small jedi youngling.

chaos ensues throughout the jedi temple when youngling obi-wan kenobi is kidnapped by a tall figure in black who calls him his “master” and swears absolute loyalty to the toothless adorable little baby jedi, beginning for forgiveness.

the council is frantic about a new sith in town after years of peace. theorising that either baby kenobi looked similarly to the master of an 1000+ years in the past sith lord or…that lil cute baby kenobi grows up to be the first sith lord in decades and that the masked sith is his apprentice from the not-so-distant future.

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this happened and u cant tell me otherwise

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this is straight up canon (basically how the nero-sporus scene went)

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this is canon idc!!!

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count dooku has a change of heart…

recognising that the clones of jango fett used as tools for darth sidious are also apart of his ex boyfriend sifo dyas’ project…he suddenly begins to feel love for them, chaos ensues as count dooku begins treating the clone troopers as his long lost children, smothering them with affection…in front of the faces of a disgusted and confused obi-wan and anakin.

dooku rapidly shifts back-and-forth from complimenting cody’s skills and praising him like one would do to their own son, to being stern and trying to recruit obi-wan to the separatists alliance.

eventually dooku realises the best thing to do is try to matchmake one of his millions of clone son’s aka cody with obi-wan to get him to join the separatists…only for cody to be very confused as he is already dating obi-wan.

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obi-wan is chosen by the force to go back in time and undo the troubles created by palpatine and his machinations.

he’s allowed to bring only one person with him and they will have all the memories up to the current moment or their death. he considers bringing padme but thinks she’ll be too heartbroken and sad over her lack of children in the past, considers qui-gon but thinks he will not be as useful as…bail organa!!

the man, the myth, the legend.

he can be obi-wan’s ear on the inside, gaining information regarding the senate to forward to obi-wan and they already have a close relationship and unspoken bond because of not only leia, but because even as a non-force-sensitive person, bail is so understanding of the jedi as a whole, since he was a bit of a jedi fanboy in his childhood. bail has the political experience, the intimate knowledge of the jedi, and the understanding of what exactly is to come if they fail.

unlike qui-gon or padme, he lived through the years and years of the aftermath to the fall of the jedi, just like obi-wan and understand what is at stake.

however…with them meeting so often, bonding over their love for tea, chats about the jedi culture, and planning to save the future, of course…that leads to obi-wan’s commanders and ultimately the jedi and people as a whole to believe they are having some sort of secret jedi-senator affair.

discovering this gossip while they’re having one of their many tea discussion, obi-wan and bail can only majorly side-eye each other knowing that they are definitely not the ones having a jedi-senator secret affair, but the ones who are will change the course of the world’s fate with their every action.