#gib's shitpost

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troll call discourse

whose eyeliner is more on point

or

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((ah yes, the long awaited slideshow that i’ve put aside for a month that i’ve finally finished))

((i hope that this is informational enough to change your opinions on the 2001 characters dave and 9000′s relationship))

((videos used in presentation: invader zim ‘lies’ compliation and space odyssey - 2010 (aka the gayest moment i have seen in my life)

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ok i might not finish this cause a) the lineart sucks and b) the sketch is good but i’ll leave it here anyways

i’m pretty sure this was eridan and feferi’s moirallegiance in a nutshell

based off this 

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Vriska: Terezi, do YOU have spirit????????

Terezi: Y34H!!

Vriska: Aradia, do YOU have spirit????????

Aradia: i have spirits

Vriska: What-?

Aradia: *summons the dead*

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Things My Bro Have Said That Would Pass for Hal

*after being told dumb tweets*: 'That's so stupid-tell me more.'

*'what the fuck are you eating?'*: 'Spaghetti-O's.'

*'why the fuck are you eating Spaghetti-O's at 3 AM?'*: 'It's a midnight snack.'

'Can you wake me up at 11 AM because I didn't get any sleep at all.'

'*endless, demonic screeches pointed at the computer*'

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@arctic-trash i hate you because this was the reason i got out of Lazytown™️ 

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how to talk to your online friends: a handy guide by yours truly ft. @ask-mr-strider and @ask-the-cat-army

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A Thank You

I stand alone on a well-lit stage, dressed formally in a black suit with a purple bow. I have a  bouquet of flowers in one arm and a carbon copy of this post in another, a flashing grin spread across my face as I am applauded by 205 people in the crowd. I pull out a flower and toss it to the front row, where @dave-stridorable catches it with ease. I blow a kiss at them, a thank you for being the 200th liker/reblogger on the aforementioned post.

I am the star. It’s me.