✧ ˚ · . About Me: Oh hi! I'm GinaTeeth aka Zaftigg von BonBon. I'm a (mostly) former burlesque/pole performer and instructor and currently mom to a toddler, brand new to a lot of this (tumblr, fanfic, fandoms), and slightly obsessed with Baldur's Gate 3.
I major in Mister Dekarios and minor in Astarion and Jaheira. My writing tends toward kink-positive, intimacy-forward, angsty and crack treated seriously.
Feel free to take a gander at my offerings below as well as info on my WIPs.
Incredible fic-inspired art on my banner by (L-R) @twicethekid, @artemismoon12writes, @lindayss, @alwaysmauria
✧ ˚ · . My Recent Writing:
MystraBot 4.2 - OneShot (4.3k words)
Gale x MystraBot | Rated E for disturbing themes, explicit smut | Modern AU
Post breakup, Gale builds a sexbot. Told from her POV.
Brackish - OneShot (5k words)
Astarion x Gale | Rated M for fairy tale style violence, light sexual content | 1920s Freakshow AU
Bittersweet dark fairy tale Bloodweave featuring merman Gale
No More Words - OneShot (2.5k words)
Jaheira x Khalid | Rated E for explicit smut | Pre-Canon
The story behind Jaheira banning Khalid from writing poetry.
A Dance of Weave and Want (Series)
Gale x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut | Post-Canonesque
- A Dance of Weave and Want - Complete (3/3 chapters)
Gale accidentally gets a lapdance (and then some) from an initiate who moonlights as a burlesque performer.
- Of Divinity and Desire - WIP (1/4 chapters)
Gale and Mina's story continues. With angst.
Flaming Fist Night at Mineshaft - Complete (4/4 chapters)
Astarion x Gale x Halsin | Rated E for explicit smut | 1980s AU
Astarion shows Gale the ropes of cruising culture at an underground BDSM club.
✧ ˚ · . Masterlist:
Dolly Dolly Dolly's Delightfully Desperate Wizard - Complete* (2/2 chapters)
Gale x Dolly Dolly Dolly | Rated E for explicit smut | Crack treated seriously / Canon
Gale of Waterdeep has it down bad for the mean-mouthed pixie.
*I'm not sure I'm done with these two... Each chapter can be read as a OneShot
ArcaneArrangements.com - Complete (6/6 chapters)
Gale x Jaheira | Rated E for eventual smut | ArcanoTech AU
Gale, former CI of a major arcanotech firm finds Jaheira on a sugar baby website
The Magister, the Magistrate, and Maggie - OneShot (4k words)
Gale x Astarion x Tentacle | Rated E for explicit smut | Crack treated seriously
Gale summons a tentacle to deliver a hands-on sex ed lesson to Astarion.
The Fruiting of Impossible Stars - OneShot (3.5k words)
Gale x Omeluum | Rated M for light smut | Fluff
Gale proposes to and weds Omeluum in this sweet bit of fluff.
A The B Team Fics: What happens when tav leaves them behind? (Series)
Various | Rated T for Teen | Act 3 Angst & Fluff & Humor
- Astarion and the Professional Cuddler - OneShot (2.5k words)
Astarion, Halsin
Astarion experiences non-sexual intimacy with an unexpected familiar companion.
- Gale Dekarios and The Pussy Palace - OneShot (3k words)
Gale, Jaheira
Gale discovers some body confidence after lessons from an unexpected familiar companion.
A Pleasurable Deal - Complete (6/6 chapters)
Astarion x Original Female Character x Original Male Character x Gale | Rated E for explicit smut | Canon divergent AU
Unascended vampire lord, Astarion, proposes a threesome to his consort with their newest footman, who bears a striking resemblance to Astarion. Eventual spawn Gale involvement.
Wagging the Wizard - OneShot (3k words)
Astarion x Gale | Rated E for explicit smut | Fluff and smut
Gale proposes puppy play to his partner, Astarion.
With Pulp - OneShot (2.7k words)
Shadowheart x Astarion | Rated E for explicit smut | Act 1 Canon
Shadowheart reluctantly takes Astarion up on a solution to period woes.
You'll Never Get Away From Me - OneShot (4.7k words)
Ascended Astarion x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut, Non-consent | Post-canon
Many years after the fall of the Netherbrain, a descendent of Tav stirs Astarion's feelings for what could have been.
Head Games v1.0 - Complete (7/7 chapters)
Astarion x Original Female Character | Rated E for explicit smut, Violence | Act 1 Canon
Angharad can't stop thinking about the night Astarion drank from her. Follow them with innappropriate use of their tadpoles to share fantasies.
*This is being re-worked into a longer piece and incorporating some of my growth over the last year. I'm still very proud of it!
✧ ˚ · . Current Unposted WIPs:
Unnamed Toxic Masculine Durge short fic
Gale x Cosmo (Durge) // Cosmo x Everyone | Canon
I've 1-2 shorts brewing for this character and I think he's here to stay for more.
Unnamed June AU Challenge - Planned 6 chapters... and growing
Jaheira, Karlach | Post-Apocolyptic Noir Detective AU
This is an ambitious one, y'all. Projected first 1-2 chapters posted in July or August.
Head Games - Planned longfic
Astarion x Original Female Character // Gale x Original Female Character | Canon
A re-working of my very first fic. Also ambitious.
Kinktober 2026 - several shorties
Various | Canon & AU
I'm planning a buffet of depravity with varying degrees of fluff and darkness.