#ginghamblazer

[cloudystevie]

All of us right now 😑

DID CHRISTOPHER SAY SUMN AND I DIDNT SEE PLS TELL ME HE DIDNT PLEASEEEE

[matchamorphosis]

Me seeing that new perspective is a Jennifer’s body au:💞👀✨💓⚡️

yes girly i'm so glad you noticed!! 💕💕💕

i'm so excited to write it to I love the movie to bits! though i have to admit it was originally going to be jake wyler one shot but then i realized i haven't planned anything for fucking kyle so I just had to write it! gonna be a really angsty and smutty but that's just how things work out round here 💘☁✨

[cloudystevie]

Speaking of Chris’ ass my mom doesn’t believe it’s real slfjfjf

YOUR MOM SAID WHAT SHE SAID AND SHE SHOULD SAY IT LOUDER- his ass is not real, there is simply no way a man- a WHITE man has that much cake no way. 😐 drop the blood ritual christopher, we’re on to you

[cloudystevie]

It’s not fair cevans titties are bigger than mine

ITS LITERALLY NOT FUCKING FAIR BRUH LIKE man got a phat ass and TITS GOODBYE what the fuck do people like me do then😐

[cloudystevie]

Me reading devils trap 🥴

SKJDKSKDKD THAT PICTURE IS SO FUNNYYAKDJDKKS - im glad u enjoyed😌

read: the devil’s trap

[cloudystevie]

Why tf are these gringos sending you hate im going to bust their knees 😑

don’t get near them- their crusty musty dusty kneecaps don’t deserve our flavour🙄

[cloudystevie]

All you need to know about twilight is that the only man to deserve rights is Bella’s dad 👀

CHILE OMG NOT EVEN EDWARD PR THE OTHER FOOL- IS THAT EVEN HIS NAME SKSKSKS its always the dads

[cloudystevie]

If it makes you feel any better middle school me sat on my peanut butter sandwich and no one told me 😑

PLEASE HELP😭😭😭IM SORRY THAT HAPPENED MELINA