Okay, here's another one. Do the entire therapy group. I know there's more than six of them but you can put two in some category xD Do it!
No… I hate you! I don’t want to push any of them off of cliffs! Or set them on fire! That’s awful! Can I just wrap them all up in a blanket? I want to wrap them all up in blankets!
Seriously, this is impossible. I thought I’d be smart and let the werewolves take the harsh options because they might survive it if they’re in wolf-form but then I kind of want to kiss Harper? And like Angus is obviously the best marriage option! Which leaves only Lainey, which firstly is not enough since their two bad categories and secondly that girl has already been through so much! I can’t do that to her. I’m pretty sure Angus wouldn’t let me do that to her, he’d toss himself of the cliff the stupid self-sacrificing sweetheart!
And I can’t marry or kiss Tom, Amiel or Vanessa! They’re just kids, that feels wrong, so they have to occupy the roommates and wrapped up in blanket spots. So what am I then suppose to do with Phillip, Elba and Patrick? Where do I put them?
I don’t know! Why would you do this to me? This is awful! (and yeah, I’m posting this publicly because I’m expecting you to reblog this with a good explanation!!!!)