#gladdecease

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60s scifi hairstyles are crazy

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2 and 9 accidentally acquire a baby?

this one was also Jess Day and Jessica Jones which, like, #otp 

“Are you afraid of it?” Jess asks, grinning. 

“No,” Jessica says, shortly. “I am obviously not afraid of a baby.” 

“Okay, sure, I get it, but--please don’t kill me, because I know that you could kill me, but you look like you might hide under the couch if this little bundle of joy got too close to you.” 

“. . .it’s too small,” Jessica says, after making a show of rolling her eyes and huffing and crossing her arms. “And it can’t say what it wants. It’s--annoying.” 

Jess feels her insides go even warmer and fuzzier, which is saying something, because she’s in her early thirties and has more hormones than she can literally handle and a baby in her arms. She coos softly at it and rocks it before she smiles up at Jessica. 

“You’re afraid you’ll hurt it,” she says. “Because of your crazy super powers. That’s sweet.” 

“It’s not sweet,” Jessica says. “I’m dangerous.” 

“Sure, hon. But I have a plan,” Jess says, brightly, because she has a plan.

“You’re not allowed to have fucking plans,” Jessica says, immediately. “Especially if they could be described as zany.” 

“First of all, don’t swear in front of this infant child, you monster,” Jess says, which makes Jessica look properly chastened. “Second of all, we’re going to do this like how my dad taught me to swim.” 

“Are you going to. . .throw the baby at me?” Jessica asks.

“No,” Jess says, laughing. “I’m going to stay by your side the entire way and gently encourage you until you can leave the nest at your own comfortable pace.” 

“. . .how long did it take you to learn to swim?” Jessica asks, skeptically. 

“Oh, I can’t swim,” Jess says, smiling wide. “Now, get over here, we’re having baby practice.” 

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star trek probably wasn't the first, in this case, but there was an episode of enterprise with mpreg

@in-a-trans-like-state replied to your post “benadrylthegoodstuff: mattfog: “where did this weird trope even…”

yep there was mpreg in star trek the episode was “Unexpected” in the Star Trek: Enterprise series

Star Trek, why is it always you. Thanks, you two, for helping me out with this!

(Unexpected was the ep, Trip was the father…. kind of. it’s complicated and dated)

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crab time

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tell me about your star trek blorbos

Gonna talk about only tos

Blorbo: bones!!!!!

Scrunkly: i...no one

Scrimblo bimblo: Gary and Roberta my faves!!!!

Glup shitto: that one villain duo that was insane and highly problematic

Poor little meow meow: hm. No idea

Horse plinko: spock cuz it'd be funny

Eeby deeby: scotty. Goodbye forever

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for @gladdecease, all the times maes and riza technically interact (including “hey thanks for helping us!” riza: ignores him for roy)

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ok im on season two of star trek and heres my feelings on certain characters

kirk: hate him mccoy: husband, love him, i will literally marry him, im his ex-wife, but also hes kirks boyfriend scotty: leave i hate you chekov: so pointless. get a fucking haircut uhura: an angel. an angel who loves spock spock: another husband but also an idiot also i love him? also he loves uhura. but, like, not in a way that involves emotion. dont be gross sulu: love him. love those cheekbones. goddamn. i love him

these are all the characters i can remember thank u and goodnight