This episode’s rap sheet entry is:
Will stopped showing up to supervise and teach the club that he runs.
Rating:
I rate this moment 1 out of 5 ovens because he left his students unsupervised on school grounds, stopped providing the coaching that he agreed to provide when he volunteered to run the glee club, and didn’t even get a substitute to take over (later Dakota Stanley comes but at first they are just running it themselves).
Recommended Consequences:
A stern talking to from the principal.
Blaine is not scared about the Brittany's meteor prediction as he shakes his head no. :P
I think I'm already over the Ryder online romance thing.
I have to admit Marissa is a cutie. Loved her reaction to the set up and the song and she was so supportive. I ship them already.
Way to make Ryder look like he was going to be the shooter. I was screaming NONONONO....don't make it Ryder.
I loved More than Words.....it was beautiful, sweet and funny. I loved everyone's reactions. "Are we singing to a cat?" And then they just go with it because it's Brittany
Seriously could have done without the Shannon/Will scene. I thought we already crossed that bridge. I love their bromance. Just not this. There could have been so many other things they could have filmed in the place of this.
I loved the Becky/Brittany scene. It made me cry. I've worked with kids with disabilities before and Brittany handled that situation so well.
So here we go.
Oh my god I just want to grab Brittany and hold her. Heather fucking Morris. You are a goddess. So many words I have to say about the bathroom scene but all that I have are tears.
This cast. This freakin' cast. Kitty apologizing to Marley. She finally tells her......and then......and then Kitty crawls over to Unique and bear hugs her. Jesus.
Let's talk about Chord Overstreet and his future Emmy. Holy crap. I literally have no words for his scene. It's almost animalistic Not to mention this is his second attempt to go get Brittany. It takes two people to hold him down. He's willing to die to try and save that magical creature in the bathroom.
I feel for Tina. Of course she's safe outside. But she's still so scared. Scared for her friends when all she wants to do is be with them.
Blaine looks like a ghost and it's a little gut wrenching.
Can I just say that I've had nightmares about scenes like Brittany in the bathroom. My heart was pounding out of my chest with that door squeaked.
Awww.....Mr. Shue and his signiture plaid.
Blaine is literally sobbing after the all clear. I'm done.
The whole gun story that Sue tells does seem sort of sketchy. And when Sue just sits there and takes her punishment it's just doesn't feel real....there's no rage.....no Sue Rage. There's just this quiet acceptance because she's doing this for Becky and it's so beautiful and sad. God I love her character.
Love the Kitty/Marley hug shot.
I want to say that after watching the Blaine/Tina scene for the second time, I love it. It was needed and relevant and sweet.
Glad to know that Kitty didn't loose her snark.
Can we just say that RIB not using online dating as the catalyst in the shooting was such a good thing. And then cementing that they're okay with said dating, Will set's Shannon up with an account. I love that. Thank you RIB.
OMG Lady Tubbington. She's amazing. Literally.
Becky was a sucker punch. God I'm dying. When you least expect it. And Will willing to fight for Sue. Too many feelings.
Kitty sits next to Artie <3 for the last number.
The messages at the end.....I know we all know it but Artie speaks for all of us.
And yes I'm still waiting for my Klaine message. But that's a given.
Till next week, loves. Hopefully my anxiety will have calmed by then.
so I've decided to start posting my commentaries starting from the beginning....it's best to re-watch the episodes before you read them....I comment off of the scenes as they go....I have love for every character at one point or another....I fell in love with Kurt's character but Rachel is what pulled me into the show so she will always be close to my heart (no matter how much she irritates).....so I hope you enjoy.....I'll try and keep a masterpost. :)
also.....hello to all my newest followers and my long time ones too....hoping you love them
P.S. Keep in mind the first few are not that exciting. It's all about character building. I promise as the show progresses and I get more interested the commenting will get more interesting.
"Blaine" has a picture on the side of his bed of the night that they broke up.....that's a moment that I'm sure "Blaine" would want to remember. Trying to remember the part of the episode that they were taking pictures of each other.....gosh I'm drawing a blank....interesting that they focused in on that one in particular.
Tina straddles Blaine and the whole Klaine community goes apeshit....creepiness aside I felt horribly sad and lonely for Tina.
Chris Colfer's voice brings me to a special place where there's only one singer in all the world and that singer is him and life is good.
Sue has an imperfection.....she doesn't speak spanish.
"Tay Tay" all of the sudden becomes a hot mess so that she can sing Madonna...what?????
Oh....and she's all out of soup.
Turtleface tells it like it is and how it's going to be. PREACH.
Brittney: SHE NEVER WINS ANYTHING!
I'm still trying to figure out why Blaine apologizes to Tina.....it will be one of the great questions that the universe will never be able to answer.
Kurt is amazing....why? you ask.....because even though he beats Rachel he is still dressing her wounds completely supportive of her even after she was a complete BIT......I'm mean diva....
Jayma is AMAZING in the centerpiece freakout scene and at that point I was still in FEMMA denial.....and then it happened.....my brain exploded (side note: seeing a similar theme with Finn like we did with Tina.....both actions were fraught with desperation and loneliness...both were completely inappropriate)
It's Brittney that gives Santana the little push to move to New York. She really IS a genius. Duh.
Naya Rivers makes me cry....like I'm seeing her for the first time as a performer. She is ON FIRE. Seriously one of the best performances of the season.
Oh......and she's movin' in. :)
Let me know if you guys want me to do this again by liking or sending me an ask. Till I Do.....
Somehow my predictions for Glee 4x01 were too hopeful. I started drinking passionfruit vodka half way through to keep me going. My thoughts throughout the episode after the Read More.
Why did Jacob's 'over the break' catch-up have to become a thing, it's tacky.
Also, everyone suddenly treating the Glee clubbers like gods is just ridiculous. They won a trophy. That does not suddenly change the well-established hierarchy of the William McKinley Institute of Singing Stereotypes
Okay, we've had Finn, Sam and Brody all introduced via singing in the shower now. I can live with three and the blatant fanservice opportunity is appreciated but if they do this again bitches will be cut.
Kurt why are you dressed as Mario's fabulous gay cousin auditioning for the lead in a magical girl anime
Oh, he works at The Lima Bean now? Ten bucks says he changes that by the end of the episode. Spoiler alert I was right
I MAY have finally just understood why "The Lima Bean" is a funny name while typing that out, moving on
I will not be referring to Kate Hudson's character as anything but Kate Hudson for the remainder of the season. Just so we're clear.
Kate Hudson why are you putting rum in a smoothie who does that you dramatic piece of shit
Tina what the hell happened just because you're getting lines now doesn't mean you should be a massive bitch
Marley and her lunchlady mother are adorable but I think there's a rabbit hole leading to Camp Rock in the middle of the McKinley High cafeteria kitchen
Ohmygod Rachel you can't just point out that Kate Hudson drinks rum smoothies to cope with the loss of Benji the flying monkey
HOMELESS BRETT YOU CAME BACK
The episode is half over, why is Sugar only getting her first line of the episode now
The sexual tension between Beatrice McClean and Whoopi Goldberg was phenomenal
Someone needs to edit Jeremy Renner into the New York State of Mind duet to make it even better
I find it difficult to believe that the "New Rachel" competition is so intense that it has turned every single Glee club member into this much of a bitch when it comes to acknowledging the talent of others. Seriously.
NO MARLEY DO NOT LOOK JAKE THE DOUCHEBAG UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT PLEASE LET THAT NOT BE YOUR FUTURE FOR THIS SEASON
Of course that will be her future for this season, it is set in stone now. She'll have kissed Jake the Douchebag by episode three. Damn it all.
He actually chose someone to be the new Rachel. No message of "everyone is Rachel". Artie actually chose someone. I don't even know how to react to this.
God, power really did corrupt all of them. This is like something from MacBeth. Or Josie and the Pussycats. Or The Cheetah Girls. Shakespeare wrote all three, right?
"Is that your boyfriend?" "Hey! Yeah." What are you doing Rachel firstly he broke up with you in the last episode are we just not mentioning that and secondly why are you not hopping on the Brody train he gave you a standing ovation and hello have you SEEN him
Wait did Julia Roberts really sell shoes or was Burt Hummel mistaking the prostitute in Pretty Woman for a shoe salesman
Did he really just imply that New York is just Ohio with gay people
Aaaaaand if you look to your right we have a classic "Kurt I don't know what I'm doing" cry from Miss Rachel Berry
Can I please place my bet now that Kurt is going to appear on the other side of the fount-- well I'll be damned
I swear I hate this show so much
Please let next Friday get here I need the next episode STAT
