#glitchtalia

[ask-the-awesome]

What's that round thing on the ground?

"Looks like it's a ball! That hollow-sounding kind that kids throw at each other! I wonder what it's doing here? Certainly doesn't seem like cake."

[ask-badlydrawn-canadia-provinces]

Alberta! Look behind you!

*runs after the mysterious white blob*

AB: Yukon?!

[ask-badlydrawn-2pgermany]

KICK IT'S AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I don't even know what I'm doing, though... That attack drained a lot of energy and I don't even have a weapon... What am I going to do?"

[ask-the-awesome]

Oooo are we chopping things up? Is that a drawer I see that could possibly be your first victim :3

"Nice instinct! Looks like we got a key! Not to mention some chocolate cake!"

"Sure would be great if we could figure out what the key goes to, though."

((key acquired))

[ask-the-awesome]

Hear me out.

Throw the ball at the lamp.

Maybe it will unlock something

"Ja, genius. What did I really expect here?"

"...WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Was this under the lamp???"

[ask-the-awesome]

Maybe you’ll find a key or something if you cut into something?

"Wow, you guys really think I'm the kind of delinquent who keeps a knife on him?"

"...Aw, who am I kidding? OF COURSE I DO! You wouldn't believe how often an awesome guy like me needs one of these to get out of bizarre situations!"

((Knife revealed))

[ask-the-awesome]

Hmm, you should “is it cake?” everything in the house! Maybe you’ll find something inside?

"Alright! Let me just find...something...first. Erm...Ah-HA!"

"Alright! Where should I start?"

[ask-badlydrawn-canadia-provinces]

Go up!

AB: Woah, it sure is windy up here.

AB: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Help!