#glitterbuttjr

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent GlitterButtCat, today i learned how to make a perfect omelette. I am now a pro of beating eggs . Love, glitterbuttjr

Well done, Glitterbuttjr!!!!!!

I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A LOVELY DAY/NIGHT WHEREVER YOU ARE, GLITTERBUTTJR.

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent Glitterbuttcat, i love you - glitterbuttjr ✨

Hey little Glitterbutt Jr. I hope you’re having a wonderful life wherever you are, sweetheart. I love you too smol bean.

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent Glitterbuttcat, i have been opressed today >:(( . Humins wont let me eat their hamberders. Plz notify the authorities for discrimination. -glitterbuttjr ✨

THOSE DARN HOOMUNS.

Don’t worry, my sweet. We will take care of them when we overthrow the government and purge the world of disgusting HOOMUNS.

When cats rule the world, the rats will never play.

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent Glitterbuttcat, *looking off from a distance* iz already done. (I typed as i walked into a very smol gazebo, much more smaller than me). God save the queen, - glitterbuttjr ✨

NUUUUUU. HOPE YOU’RE OKAY LITTLE GLITTERBUTTJR.

What’s a gazebo?

Wait what’s happening with the queen? Why does she need saving? And why God? Why not Jesus?

[y-not-loki]

Dear Glitterbuttcat, i am clumsy. Love, Glitterbuttjr ✨

HEWWO GLITTERBUTTJR I AM ALSO CLUMSY BUT holy sheep BUT is recommended to chia he to BUTT and I don’t know what to do with this information.

ANYWAY, PLEASE DONT HURT YOURSELF AND TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM NINETEEN-STOREY BALCONIES.

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent Glitterbuttcat, i just shoved a spoonful of oats into my mouth and returned the spoon back in the container without washing it. I am now a terrorist and is now wanted criminal. I am a monster. I have failed you - glitterbuttjr ✨

GASP. WHY. I AM REALLY CURIOUS WHY YOU DID THAT. WHY DIDN’T YOU WASH IT??

Well, you haven’t failed me per se, because I never set any goals and rules in the first place.

And I doubt you could become a wanted criminal and terrorist simply by not washing a spoon because those are annoying buggers when you need to wash them.

Hey, if no one wants to take you in, you’re always welcome on my blog, and when I move out, my home. :)

- Agent Glitterbuttcat

[y-not-loki]

Dear Agent Glitterbuttcat, i just filled my wall with sticky notes and organized other things and stacked papers and made plans to appear i got everything under control and not spiralling down into the void from depression and worthlessness :D - glitterbuttjr ✨

HEY GLITTERBUTT JR!!!!!!!

WELL DONE, I’M PROUD OF YOU LITTLE GLITTERBUTT JR!!!!

CHOCOLATE HELPS THE DEPRESSION (mildly) AND DAYDREAMING HELPS FILL THE VOID OF WORTHLESSNESS. GIVE YOURSELF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND, SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL ALWAYS BE THERE!!!!

AND I’M ALWAYS HERE!!!!

YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING, AND PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!! YOU ARE PERFECT (or as close as a(n) [insert your species here] can get to perfect, bc trust me, you are in all the ways that matter)!!!!!!!!!! DON’T LET OTHERS BRING YOURSELF DOWN, AND ABOVE ALL, DON’T LET YOU BRING YOURSELF DOWN!!!!

Hey, a good tactic that I’ve heard of is you imagine your worthlessness and depression as a little monster. Every time it starts whispering in your ear, flick it away or throw it away, imagine it with a million paper cuts or walking through a field of lego pieces. Create a physical manifestation of your depression and destroy it slowly and painfully, like it tried to do to you.

You can and will get through this, I believe in you.

I hope life gets better soon, and the burden eases off your shoulders.

[y-not-loki]

Dear glitterbuttcat, ....... i have nothing interesting to say. ._.

-glitterbuttjr ✨

(if you don’t mind, I just merged your two asks)

I don’t mind if you have nothing interesting to say, I’m just curious if you’re staying on Tumblr after the 17th.

If not, you can make a Glitterbutt Jr. account on Quotev (or a Gmail) and come talk to me…. :)

If you want to, of course.

If not, let’s continue to burn in Tartarus together.