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Snappy Gob Mac Serves 1

heyo I have braces and now hate Biting so I’ve been experimenting with pasta

INGREDIENTS

1/2 c heavy cream or milk

3/4 c water

1 beef ramen packet

1 slice of velveeta, the width of your pointer finger

Buffalo sauce to taste (I recommend a tablespoon to start with)

OPTIONAL

broccoli 

garlic (minced)

keilbasa, sliced

of tofu, if that’s your thing 

HOW TO MAKE

step 1) 

smash the ramen into teeny tiny pieces. Do it. take all your latent rage and pour it into the pasta. Once that is done, pour it into a bowl and sprinkle the beef powder on top. Stir in the cream or milk, along with the water. 

StEp 2)

Chop up the velveeta and dunk it in. Stir again. It won’t dissolve, but it’ll get spread around. Add the buffalo sauce in but this time, don’t stir.

SteP 3)

Microwave uncovered for 1 min, then stir. Put it back in for 2 more mins, and stir. Let stand for 5 mins before eating. There ya go! Your labor is done! 

it’s delicious and indulgent and wonderfully simple