Where I learn there's such a thing as "Secret Avengers"
Friend: Flash Thompson is actually one of the avengers... secret avengers, I think.
Me: Wah? And also... how can you be a "secret" avenger?
Me: What does that entail? Covert handshakes?
Friend: Well, there were the secret avengers, new avengers, avengers, etc...
Me: They like keeping things on the down low.
Friend: They only speak in pig latin.
Me: I'm loving this idea. Next comic I pick up will be the Secret Avengers comic book. The facade is a hollowed out dictionary. and when you open it up.... there's no comic inside. That's how secret it is.
Friend: You'd like it, Hawkeye is the leader.
Me: Why am I not surprised that Hawkeye was like "LET'S BE AVENGERS, ONLY SECRET."