Feb 22
Sometimes I remember that christianity also exists outside of kink and the realisation terrifies me.
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Sometimes I remember that christianity also exists outside of kink and the realisation terrifies me.
How many times should I hit myself with this thang for all my wrongdoings?
I LOVE that scene from the beginning of Wake Up Dead Man where Jud has to listen to the masturbation confession in detail lmaoo. Lowk wanna do the same with my fellow tumblr priests. <3
I’d be the worst cult leader because as soon as I’m sure y’all ain’t going anywhere I’m just sitting you in circle around me and start yapping about some stupid shit from my life and also try to be funny occasionally
If it wasn’t so ‘scandalous’ I think I’d look pretty neat sitting on the altar puppyboy’s lap during some meetings. ‘Eye candy’ they call it, I believe.
If I ever have a cassock irl I’ll be jerking off in it for hours everydayyy
I’m not even afraid of hell I just know that if God turns out to be real I’ll feel kinda awkward looking him in the eyes after what I’ve been doing here
Sometimes I genuinely forget that not everyone is into humiliation, shaming and all that and have to remind myself that getting off on that is in fact not the most natural reaction a person can have😔