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𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗢𝗕𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗘 𝗔𝗗𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗕𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗭𝗢𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗘!

Mick Collins brings us the SECOND BOOK in his awesome (organically created) BISEXUAL ZOMBIE SERIES! This one is called FORESKIN ANNIHILATION!

A lot of gross ass titles this weekend, huh?

Mick is a champ in embracing this series that started out as a bad joke on messenger. And I LOVE this series. I believe that he is officially opening it up to other authors starting with book 3. So, if you want to get in on Bisexual Zombie madness, you should pick up both books and read them. Then, go knock on Mick’s door and present your pitch.

𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗕𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗭𝗢𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗡𝗢𝗪!

https://godless.com/products/bisexual-zombie-foreskin-annihilation-the-obscene-adventures-of-bisexual-zombie-2-by-mick-collins

𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗦

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Bisexual Zombie Foreskin Annihilation (The Obscene Adventures of Bisexual Zombie #2) by Mick Collins

Uncle Frank Escapes!

Avery is supposed to be watching Uncle Frank, but the willful zombie slips past them while Ginny is on a horrible date. Turns out her date Brody, likes to expound passionately about something that was taken from him when he was just a defenseless baby: his foreskin. Ginny politely exits the awkward situation but soon after the wandering Frank stumbles across her penile obsessed date.

Brody’s luck improves when he learns his buddy Dr. Remus Hardy has concocted a formula to regrow his man-hood. Though, he does wonder if he should bring up that bite Frank gave him earlier. Surely it won’t be a problem later on, right?

Needless to say, it is a big smelly problem and now it’s up to Avery, Ginny, and a still hungry Uncle Frank to stop Brody’s zombified flesh tube from demolishing (and eating) the entire town.

𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗕𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗭𝗢𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗡𝗢𝗪!

https://godless.com/products/bisexual-zombie-foreskin-annihilation-the-obscene-adventures-of-bisexual-zombie-2-by-mick-collins

𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗦

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𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗨𝗦 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗦 & 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦! CII Jones is back on Godless with his first drop of 2023 and his special Godless anniversary collection. In Odds & Ends, CIIJ (as those of us in the know call him) delivers 8 “strange, thrilling, and horrifying” stories. And all at the slashed price of 99¢! HAS HE LOST HIS MIND? Yeah. Unfortunately, he did. A long time ago. And that’s why we love him. If you’re looking for a great collection to get you through the weekend, this is a must buy.  𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗦 & 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/odds-and-ends-by-c-i-i-jones 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗖𝗜𝗜 𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 https://godless.com/collections/c-i-i-jones ________________ Odds and Ends by C.I.I. Jones Odds and Ends is a collection of strange, thrilling, and horrifying fiction from C.I.I. Jones. Come and stay at a rundown motel where the hospitality goes dangerously above and beyond the call of duty. A plane ride takes a dangerous turn for one girl on the verge of a psychological breakdown, and the consequences could be dire for everyone else on the flight. A young boy discovers a new level of responsibility when the mess inside his car gets out of control - and starts to control him. These thrills and many more await in these stories, including: A Nice Place for Dogs Both Sides Now Beyond the Last Stop Patricia in the Belly of the Whale Misery Loop Moonshadow Friends It's Fine Inside Maxine   ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #extremehorror #splatterpunk #godless2years #godlessanniversary #godlessparty #ciijones #horrorcollection (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp77b8GLo0N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗡'𝗦 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡! Do you see how easy that was? We got you to start reading this post, and we didn’t even have to do anything. The Queen of Filth, Dani Brown, did it all for us. Satan’s Yeast Infection is the title of our filthy Queen’s Godless anniversary book. I find it VERY hard to believe that you can resist putting this monster of disgusting vaginal infections in your cart. I dare you not to put it in your cart. You might have to chug down to Walmart afterward and pick up some Monistat 3, but… hey… that’s the price we pay for subversive fiction. Seriously, though. Put it in your cart. DB has been with Godless almost since the beginning, and she puts out wild-ass shit constantly. So, if you’re unfamiliar with her AWESOME stories, start with her yeast infection. TODAY! This Godless Exclusive is a buck cheaper for a limited time! 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗡'𝗦 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/satans-yeast-infection-by-dani-brown 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜 𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡 https://godless.com/collections/dani-brown ________________ Satan's Yeast Infection by Dani Brown By popular demand, Satan's Yeast Infection. It is nearly as disgusting as the substance it is based on, but nothing can ever top yeast extract in terms of overall grossness. After a night's debauchery, Frankie eats yeast extract straight from the jar with his fingers. He shares what leaks out of his anus and the yeast extract with his pet ferret, Butt Weasel, while remembering the night before. Godless exclusive, although this has seen print before. ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #extremehorror #splatterpunk #godless2years #godlessanniversary #godlessparty #danibrown #queenoffilth (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp7vIYmraQG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗧𝗪𝗬𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦! Everyone. PLEASE welcome newcomer James Twyman to the Godless family! Today, he releases his debut novel, Lead Me to the Dark. It’s about an ancient race. An evil ancient race. You see, they’re the puppet masters of our society. And now that we’ve pissed them off… well… BLOODSHED! As with most of Red Cape Publishing’s titles, get Lead Me to the Dark for a buck cheaper on Godless than anywhere else.  You won’t regret it.  That is unless someone else is pulling your strings. PUPPET! 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/lead-me-to-the-dark-by-james-twyman-red-cape 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗘 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 https://godless.com/collections/red-cape-publishing  ________________ Lead Me To The Dark by James Twyman An ancient race lurks in the darkness, steering humanity for centuries in a direction which suits their desires. All the while, the Earth’s population remains largely oblivious to their existence. When an archaeological discovery is made, these creatures are forced to respond, setting off a bloody chain of events that could result in their downfall. Journalist Amy finds herself embroiled in a career-changing story but soon discovers that reality is far different to what she had previously believed. With Lily, her terminally ill daughter, to care for, Amy is forced to make horrific decisions as she faces monsters that should be confined to nightmares. What would Amy sacrifice to save her child? Can a path of darkness ever bring light to the world? Will humanity survive the impending storm of brutality. Lead Me to the Dark is the gritty, blood-spattered debut novel from James Twyman. 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/lead-me-to-the-dark-by-james-twyman-red-cape 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗘 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 https://godless.com/collections/red-cape-publishing  ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #extremehorror #splatterpunk (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5K_Bur7zL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗥𝗔𝗪 𝗥𝗔𝗪! Author of Ten Years Gone (which came out a year ago on Godless), HP Newquist is here to get RAW AF On Godless Raw Reads. HP brings us this delightful story as a Godless 2-year birthday gift! Welcome to GODLESS RAW READS… the new Godless show where the more deplorable and despicable Godless authors read their own stories. These are FULLY UNCENSORED, UNFILTERED, AND RAW! You better listen to them fast before they get yanked. Thanks for the gift, HPN! 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCx0uSpIq8E 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗛𝗣 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗧 https://godless.com/collections/hp-newquist _______________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #godlessreads #godlessrawreads #horrorreads #horrorvideos #horrorstories #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #godless2years @thebigdeuce #2years #anniversary #extremehorror #splatterpunk #hpnewquist (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp1GYIGvpsg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗬! Two years ago today, a random indie horror-lit platform called Godless opened for business. In those two years, we’ve: launched an app, created several original monthly series, created multiple shows on YouTube, won a Webby honoree, and, most importantly, released the most subversive horror books in the world. DAILY. Yes. We can brag today. No one has ever created anything remotely like this. So, be proud of yourself. Be proud of all of our accomplishments. This would never have worked without everyone’s help, participation, and involvement. I would personally like to thank all the authors, publishers, readers, fans, bloggers, podcasters, groups, and anyone who has even checked out what we have done. There are A LOT of new things coming… Including today’s FOUR HUGE new releases: Trigger Warning: Curses edited by Christine Morgan (Madness Heart Press) Berserk Viking Maternity Ward Bloodbath by Simon McHardy & Sean Hawker Fountain of Youth RV Park by RJ Benetti The Bloat by Rob Ulitski I believe that this lineup is the perfect mix of past, present, and future creators. And… ALL prices are slashed. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE support Godless today and help us break all the traffic and sales records. AGAIN! Don’t be the turd who puts 50 free books in their cart and fronts like they’re helping. This is an important day for all of us, and we need SUPPORT! Closing thought. We aren’t there yet but… WOW… look at everything we’ve accomplished so far. Sending all my love to you, fam. Keep your eyes open throughout the day for giveaways!  𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗗𝗘𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘𝗦! https://godless.com/collections/the-big-deuce-is-here 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗦! https://godless.com/collections/the-big-deuce ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #extremehorror #splatterpunk #christinemorgan #simonmchardy #madnessheartpress #seanhawker #rjbenetti #robulitski #godless2years #godlessannive (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpz_1raLmEW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡! 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧 𝗩𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗡 𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞! Matty Vaughn is back indeed. After riding the #1 spot on the TOP 10 list for 3 weeks, Vaughn brings us a throwback book… ADHD Vampire. HEY. I’M TALKING TO YOU! Originally released by Bizarro Pulp Press in 2015, The ADHD Vampire was Matthew Vaughn's first novella, a horror comedy in the vein of his Sexual Avenger stories. PAY ATTENTION! New and old fans of Matt will love this book,and it’s only 99¢ on Godless for a limited ass time. UNDERSTAND? 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗔𝗗𝗛𝗗 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/the-adhd-vampire-by-matthew-vaughn 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧 𝗩𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗡 https://godless.com/collections/matthew-vaughn ________________ The ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn Now, experience the brand new Deluxe Edition of ADHD Vampire! Featuring: The ADHD Vampire - Aboard the U.S.S Exciter is Horace Dracul, the half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter’s well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha—retired cyborg and ex-spy. The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time. Four Wheels on the Open Sea - A short story featuring Horace Dracul, originally published in the anthology The Classics Never Die! Edited by Matthew and Edward Vaughn. Martha - This novella, published here for the very first time, serves as a prequel to the ADHD Vampire and features our hero Martha. Here w, have a much younger and sexier version of our heroine, in an actaction-packedy adventure! 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗔𝗗𝗛𝗗 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/the-adhd-vampire-by-matthew-vaughn 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗧 𝗩𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗡 https://godless.com/collections/matthew-vaughn ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #mattvaughn #extremehorror #splatterpunk #mathewvaughn #vampires (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpxcuJrL77y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗪𝗘𝗧! And, he wants to get you wet, too. It’s not that kind of book, you filthy bastard. Eric’s latest release is called, There’s Something in the Water. According to him, it’s an “extreme cryptid tale.” You know what that means? MONSTERS DOING GNARLY THINGS!!! I’m begging someone to tell Eric that they don't like books about monsters doing gnarly things. If they don’t get you wet… then we have no idea why you even read at all. There’s Something in the Water is a buck cheaper on Godless than anywhere else FOR A LIMITED TIME. So don’t wait. Don’t hesitate. Get on the Eric Butler cryptid train!  𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘'𝗦 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/theres-something-in-the-water-by-eric-butler 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗥 https://godless.com/collections/eric-butler ________________ There's Something In The Water by Eric Butler The only thing in the way of Kurt Reedy taking over the whole lake for his development project is Chuck Miller. He’s used every trick in the book, but the man won’t sell his family’s legacy. Running out of time, Reedy is forced to think outside the box to get results. He doesn’t realize that once he does, there’s no turning back. An Extreme Cryptid Tale from the writer of The Surrogate, Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny, and The Pope Lick Massacre.    𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘'𝗦 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪! https://godless.com/products/theres-something-in-the-water-by-eric-butler 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖 𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗥 https://godless.com/collections/eric-butler ________________ #godless #godlessapp #godlesshorror #godlesshorrrors #horror #horrorbooks #horrorbookstagram #indiehorror #indiebooks #indiehorrorbooks #indiebookstagram #supportindie #godless2023 #ebook #ericbutler #extremehorror #splatterpunk #cryptid #cryptids (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpu4w2pr6HX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=