#goggles347

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All I can think for Dash and Harvey body swap is Harvey (in Dash's body) panicking "Oh god, I'm YOU" and Dash (in Harvey's body) smirking at his own face "You like it" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not even a shipping thing, I just think Dash is a narcissist even though he is a good boy. Not legally or morally, just... On his own scale.

Oh GOODNESS yeah you have them completely read.

Here have the quickest alignment chart ever pieced together by a human being to corroborate your theories:

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introducing my new pr team aka you dirty birds

so i put out a request for the following:

write an “explanation” for what my blog is about that I can give to people IRL if I do NOT want them to know what my kink is

and here’s what i got... asks and some responses from me under the cut. this was fun fam!

@ first anon: i actually do tell people this sometimes haha

@queenelliebeans pFAWW i’m probably more a cautionary tale than a love story but i’ll take it.

@mike-does-weird-things pretty good. detailed enough to keep vanilla people from prying any further. wouldn’t deter my nosier friends tho hehe. also this could be the movie trailer’s title cards: “ONE MAN. ONE COMPANY. UNCOMFORTABLE MEDICAL PROCEDURES.”

@ first anon: “breeding” is on the rAZOR’S EDGE tho the raZOR’s eDGe

@goggles347 points for most accurate i’d say. and for good use of “lucrative.”

@ second anon: in dash’s case, stupidity. ;)

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For tmi Tues! What about a large scale breeding project requiring a lot of subjects but halfway through they are reaching capacity and triggering early labor. Reversing labor is draining on the facilities resources, then someone makes a suggestion that is quickly implemented. The incubators are paired and affixed to flexible tubing connecting their orifices. They can labor as needed but birth will only transfer the creature into the partnered incubator. Left like this until they come to term.

Ohhhhhhoho wait a hot SECOND, are you saying that OTHER incubators are just straight up injected with half-grown creatures??

HELLOOOOOO I’m HERE for this!! (Also if that’s not what you meant, feel free to let me know lol.)