Feb 14, 2018
Ya know what i haven't played in awhile. Borderlands. Wanna watch? www.twitch.tv/adamandmarme #borderlands2 #gaming #gonnasuck #gonnaplayanyway #twitch #streaming
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Ya know what i haven't played in awhile. Borderlands. Wanna watch? www.twitch.tv/adamandmarme #borderlands2 #gaming #gonnasuck #gonnaplayanyway #twitch #streaming
I hate #mri #ugh #gonnasuck
when your 18th birthday is next Friday and your friend throws a party for herself and has the audacity to INVITE YOU. like screw you no one is hanging out with me because they're going to your party so I'm spending my birthday alone im freaking pissed as hell right now
What A Sleepless.Night And A Sucky Day
Can't Sleep v.v Heart Broken D: Not Gonna Be A Good Day
That's My Boy (in theaters 15 June)
WARNING: ANOTHER RED BAND TRAILER. THIS ONE'S GOT STRIP CLUBS, SWEARING, AND ADAM SANDLER.
New York's hottest movie is That's My Boy. It has everything: tits, hits, parking lot piercings, drinks that taste like "dick infused with balls," a fat sassy black stripper who seems to offer no advice besides the obvious, and Adam Sandler playing a character he has played many times: a stupid immature person. Actors that typecast themselves worry me, because it means they have no intention of actually producing something original.
The only sympathetic character in this trailer is the bride, and all she does in her scenes is complain about the hooliganism Andy Samberg is participating in. Are we supposed to be glad that the world's worst dad finally takes an interest in his son? That doesn't even seem to be the case, though. It was the son that left the father and made a life for himself. Maybe he became a spineless pushover and street-smart dad had to teach him to stand up for himself. But I don't buy that. I think the story is one of Adam Sandler barging in on his son's wedding preparations, getting him hammered, and making lots of really bad sexual jokes. That's it.
The jokes aren't funny.
It's Gonna Suck.
The Expendables 2 (in theaters 17 August)
This is, to put it mildly, a movie where shit gets blown to hell by famous action heroes. In other words, it's a Stallone film. I swear the trailer is 75% percent explosions. It's like the Mythbusters in there. But, then again, that's how you reach this trailer's target audience of men who like badass action movies. The problem is that besides the fact that there is a lot of shooting and exploding, I don't know a thing about the movie, which makes me think there's nothing else to it. At least it has Chuck Norris.
If you like big booms and old action stars, go see it. I for one think it's Gonna Suck.