Are you even a dad if you don’t pretend your kids have slain you whilst play fighting? Wait - no - why would I do this to myself? 😭😭😭
Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost! I’m on the bird app @/unknownmink

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Russia

seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
Are you even a dad if you don’t pretend your kids have slain you whilst play fighting? Wait - no - why would I do this to myself? 😭😭😭
Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost! I’m on the bird app @/unknownmink
AU where Frankenstein's Creature wanders so far north, he slips over the border into Second Age Middle Earth and ends up wandering the wastes in Forodwaith.
He meets Adar and the Uruks who have just left Sauron's fortress, finally free.
Adar takes one look at the creature and says
THIS IS MY SON NOW.
Am I the only one who noticed that everytime it got super hot, Adar simply ran away from Galadriel...as if it happened exactly when he got a boner...like he left after the hand touch, he left after his sexy speech to her and sooo on lmao
UH YEAH.
200/100 the UST was FAR TOO MUCH for the Lord-Father. He's just like "uhhhhhh gorgeous elf-lady chained in my tent asfjdkskskslksjdlwlaal maybe if I ask nicely she'll hold a knife to my throat again-- STOP IT ADAR, THINK OF THE CHILDREN"
ADAR OUT
NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS EVER AGAIN
ROLL CALL: CHILDREN OF ADAR!
Baddydaddy Brigaders, Adarlings, Ficwriters of the TROP Universe!!
For posterity, and in memoriam to our dearly departed Lord-Father, I want to create a record of all Adar's children!!
So let's start a little roll call of all the Uruk characters we've created, because they have names and hearts and we should share them with the world!!
So reblog and share your own Uruk OCs' names, share your fic links, and hey, if you're open to other authors cameo-ing your uruks in their own works (with full credit given to their original creators), let us know!
Let's create our own little canon universe of orcses!
Show creations:
Glûg | Lurka | Vrath | Bazur | Magrot | Grugzûk | Fabio
OC Uruks: Awake, Arise or Be For Ever Fall'n Please feel free to use (with credit) any of these OCs in your own works!
Main Characters: Mazul (firstborn son of Adar) | Vrak (father of Vrath) | Mishka (Vrak's wife)
Minor Uruk Characters: Vuk | Bakar | Nimbuk | Rhakazg | Thraga | Nurza | Kragaszh | Garakh | Bregga | Gydiz | Ukrum | Murglek | Fregga | Irkû | Narun | Grasz | Mogwar | Mogiz | Shalla | Nizrak | Ozog | Utrek | Gredig | Gorm | Negûz | Rak | Imik |Urqûl | Gorka | Mragat | Thragak | Ishfig | Urvun | Huzûd | Agar | Gorg | Nurthag | Rhakna | Rothak | Megra | Mag | Hagga | Ulak | Og
@niennawept @hellofeanor @clumsycopy @mylovelylittleobsessions @eowyn7023 @spiritofwhitefire @plotdesigner+ anyone else out there writing Adar/Uruk fic!
In the end, he even had Galadriel calling him "Daddy".
RIP Adar, you were the realest one.
I just love your posts!
There is a moment during the dinner date (lol) when he starts eating and then stops when he notices Galadriel's gaze on him...and then does this cute mouth thing...I swear as if he was shy or something.
What do you think? 😅💙
come on this face journey with me, dear anon.
ADAR: I'M ON A DINNER DATE WITH GALADRIEL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL
ADAR: FAILING TO BE COOL
ADAR: MAYBE SHE WON'T NOTICE
ADAR: FUCK, SHE DID.
ADAR: MY LIFE IS OVER.
I'm stuck in the office today and Sam is being Adorable on Instagram** and I'm thinking about Adar smut and also Adar!Zombie and just LOTS OF ADAR ON THE BRAIN TODAY.
ANYBODY ELSE????