The Tiers of Barlyle Fanfictions
Shit Tier: Barnum cheats on Charity and/or Phillip cheats on Anne
Okay Tier: Charity is dead and/or Anne is dead
Good Tier: Charity and Barnum are divorced and/or Anne and Phillip break up
Great Tier: Charity and Barnum are best friends and never had a romantic relationship and/or Anne and Phillip are best friends and never had a romantic relationship
God Tier: Charity and Barnum are still together and have a happy polyamourus relationship in which Barnum is with Charity and Phillip and loves them both equally and/or Phillip and Anne are still together and have a happy polyamorus relationship in which Phillip is with Anne and Barnum and loves them both equally
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