Aziraphale: oh no i have all this c a k e here wHatEver am I to do by myself BUT we shouldn’t see each other in pERSON that would be d a n g e r o u s ~ *winks through the phone*
Crowley already emotionally exhausted and halfway ready for a nap: ok yeah sure goodnight angel i’ll see you in July
Aziraphale: wait
Aziraphale *packing up his cake to go*: wait Cr-











