Nov 2, 2017
In Gooz Times And In Bad
I thought I was sick to my stomach over losing you as a friend...turns out it was just really bad gas.
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In Gooz Times And In Bad
I thought I was sick to my stomach over losing you as a friend...turns out it was just really bad gas.
Speed of Light
Me: Your cones respond to- no wait, yours rods.
Glow: First of all...don’t talk about my cones.
This is 30
Me: You know what we should do?
Glow: Take a shot.
Me: What?
Glow: Huh?
I fucking missed this
Me: Dude, his snaps are always insane.
Glow: Yeah! He works for the IRS.
Community Outreach
Glow: I don't always like to talk about politics.
Me: I know, but I want to know and understand your mind. I like to think we have similar principles and I think it's interesting to know how two different people approa-
Glow: Oh. My. God.
[beat]
Glow: Whole Foods has a new mochi bar.
I got seeded in the mouth.
Gloria
He got a haircut today. He looks SO handsome....like a young Hitler.
Glow
We have a family group chat and it's called AARP.
Glow