#gorq's quest

[manedblackwolf]

Jon: There are no robots in Mr Robot.

GORQ: W-what?

Jon: There are no robots in Mr Robot!

GORQ: Oh my god. Okay, put that shit down, we gotta move on with the show.

[manedblackwolf]

Question Yourself

GORQ: Who would be next... Mariel!

Mariel: You want me to go?

GORQ: Yes! What was your topic?

Mariel: I have a very important topic for your, GORQ.

GORQ: Okay.

Mariel: It's lesbians, GORQ!

GORQ: Woah!

GORQ: I would love to travel to Lesbians one day.

Mariel: Uh, it's a great place, GORQ! I can't wait to tell you all about it.

Lindsay: I will strap-in and strap-on.

Mariel: Oh. We're strapping in and strapping on. GORQ, let's do this. Right here, GORQ. You and me, eye contact, baby.

GORQ: Oh, you want eye contact?

Mariel: Flip those goggles.

GORQ: You got it, baby. *flips his goggles*

Mariel: Alright GORQ, hit me.

~ timer starts ~

GORQ: How do know if you're a lesbian?

Mariel: Uh, lesbians are usually pretty boxy and we were a lot of goggles, all the time.

GORQ: Am I a lesbian?

Mariel: Well, I think GORQ stands for "Gay or Queer" so...

GORQ: OH MY GOD I'M A LESBIAN, I KNOW MYSELF NOW!

Mariel: Congratulations, GORQ!

GORQ: What is the favourite food of lesbians?

Mariel: Uuuuh, quinoa, that's usually what we eat. Just a lot of quinoa.

GORQ: What is the official language of lesbians?

Mariel: Denim. *shows off denim jacket*

GORQ: Who is the coolest lesbian of all time?

Mariel: Oh god, I feel like I really have to say Guy Fieri.

GORQ: When a lesbian sees a handsome man, what goes through their mind?

Mariel: Oh baby, not today!

GORQ: When a lesbian sees a subaru, what goes through their mind?

Mariel: Oh baby, hell yeah!

GORQ: Other than dogs and cats, what other animals is the ideal pet for a lesbian?

Mariel: A Jon. *points at Jon*

GORQ: Can you complete the song lyric? "Come to my window".

Mariel: *places face in her hands, sighs* Crawl inside.

[manedblackwolf]

GORQ: Ready for the next round?

~ music is playing ~

GORQ: Oooh, it's getting intense in here... "Question yourself"!

Mariel: Oh, I do that every day.